Hypothetical: Get reincarnated here.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

You're a big fish in a small pond. Very bright, good looking, make decent money, and male. Plus, I think there are beaches where you'll be born.

Gender Male
Intelligence 93
Appearance 75
Wealth 62
Nation Brazil
Region Litoral de Camocim e Acaraú
Population 316,534

Pretty nice beach here for a guy to read philosophy and flirt with women.



On a middle class income, you're not living on the beach, though. You're probably in a neighborhood like this:

https://www.google.com/maps/@-2.9112...8i6656!6m1!1e1

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Pretty nice beach here for a guy to read philosophy and flirt with women.

I feel like Misplaced Chiefs Fan won the damn game in the first round.

It's hard to top 'Good looking genius making solid money in Brazil'. Because let's face it, the girl that changes your tires is probably super-model hot down there. ****ing Brazil....

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by DJ's left nut

I feel like Misplaced Chiefs Fan won the damn game in the first round.

It's hard to top 'Good looking genius making solid money in Brazil'. Because let's face it, the girl that changes your tires is probably super-model hot down there. ****ing Brazil....

Yeah, MCF may have won that round. He's not going to make as much money as amnorix and I bet there are a lot of bugs in that area, but a good looking guy in a beach town in Brazil is not a bad fate. Hopefully he doesn't sunburn easily.

Magichef isn't going to have a great life. I'm guessing his economic status places him above untouchables, but not in a high caste. And as a woman in India, he probably shouldn't ride the bus very much.

[MagicHef]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Yeah, MCF may have won that round. He's not going to make as much money as amnorix and I bet there are a lot of bugs in that area, but a good looking guy in a beach town in Brazil is not a bad fate. Hopefully he doesn't sunburn easily.

Magichef isn't going to have a great life. I'm guessing his economic status places him above untouchables, but not in a high caste. And as a woman in India, he probably shouldn't ride the bus very much.

As a plus, my life expectancy is probably pretty low, so I should be reincarnated relatively soon. Hopefully my luck is better on the second try.

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Yeah, MCF may have won that round. He's not going to make as much money as amnorix and I bet there are a lot of bugs in that area, but a good looking guy in a beach town in Brazil is not a bad fate. Hopefully he doesn't sunburn easily.

Magichef isn't going to have a great life. I'm guessing his economic status places him above untouchables, but not in a high caste. And as a woman in India, he probably shouldn't ride the bus very much.

Well the good news for Magichef is that he'll get to go back in line fairly quickly.

I can't imagine the life expectancy for a ugly, stupid, poor person in India is all that great. After a few decades of living in squalor and producing ugly children (for almost certainly uglier men), she'll mercifully shuffle free of her mortal coil. Probably from cholera. I wonder if the flies or the feral cats will eat her eyes first. But then again, as bad as you have it, there's pretty much always someone that has it worse.

Unless that person has great boobs. That person never has it worse than you do.

[mr. tegu]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Yeah, MCF may have won that round. He's not going to make as much money as amnorix and I bet there are a lot of bugs in that area, but a good looking guy in a beach town in Brazil is not a bad fate. Hopefully he doesn't sunburn easily.

Magichef isn't going to have a great life. I'm guessing his economic status places him above untouchables, but not in a high caste. And as a woman in India, he probably shouldn't ride the bus very much.

With MCF's intelligence and looks he hasn't done much with it in the wealth department. He seems lazy and unmotivated. He can't even afford a beach front home despite the advantages given to him. Odds would suggest there are uglier and/or less intelligent people with a much nicer place to live than MCF.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by mr. tegu

With MCF's intelligence and looks he hasn't done much with it in the wealth department. He seems lazy and unmotivated. He can't even afford a beach front home despite the advantages given to him. Odds would suggest there are uglier and/or less intelligent people with a much nicer place to live than MCF.

Maybe the future MCF is so good looking and smart that he doesn't really need money to be happy. Either that or maybe he has a drinking problem.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by mr. tegu

With MCF's intelligence and looks he hasn't done much with it in the wealth department. He seems lazy and unmotivated. He can't even afford a beach front home despite the advantages given to him. Odds would suggest there are uglier and/or less intelligent people with a much nicer place to live than MCF.

Gender Female
Intelligence 74
Appearance 37
Wealth 85
Nation Indonesia
Region Jombang
Population 1,202,407

The good news is that you will live on a tropical island. The bad news is that it's the incredibly densely populated island of Java. However, you're bright and make good money so you live in a nice place. You just don't date a lot.

I'm guessing that you own your own home in a cool neighborhood like this: https://www.google.com/maps/@-7.5454...7i13312!8i6656

[mr. tegu]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

GenderFemale
Intelligence74
Appearance37
Wealth85
Nation Indonesia
RegionJombang
Population1,202,407

The good news is that you will live on a tropical island. The bad news is that it's the incredibly densely populated island of Java. However, you're bright and make good money so you live in a nice place. You just don't date a lot.

I'm guessing that you own your own home in a cool neighborhood like this: https://www.google.com/maps/@-7.5454...7i13312!8i6656

That's not too bad at all. I can probably buy a boat and go island hopping.