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Old 04-15-2023, 07:50 AM   Topic Starter
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Who wins in a fight? Round #2 - Featuring Vladimir_Kyrilytch and Jewish Rabbi
We're in the dog days of April here in the off-season, so we're going to have to find ways to entertain ourselves for a while.

The members of www.chiefsplanet.com started a fight club! All fights will take place at the George Brett Statue inside a steel cage. There is no escape from the cage. The only way to win is to incapacitate your opponent. Jim Ross and Jerry the King Lawler will call each fight.

Any type of advantage can/will be given to whoever I feel like. The rules are made up and the points don't matter.

Now let's get ready to rumble!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vladimir - is wearing a T-shirt on that says "I love Mississippi." Has a ballpoint pen in his pocket as well as .58 cents worth of change. 2 quarters. A nickel, and 3 pennies.

Jewish Rabbi - Has a Mezuzah. Nothing else. Not even clothes.

Who wins???
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Old 04-15-2023, 08:19 AM   #2
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Old 04-15-2023, 08:19 AM   #3
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Old 04-15-2023, 08:43 AM   #4
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Old 04-15-2023, 08:46 AM   #5
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It’s a win of sorts for both. Rabbi beats him up, but then beats him off.
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Old 04-15-2023, 08:53 AM   #6
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It’s a win of sorts for both. Rabbi beats him up, but then beats him off.
I’ll make sure to bring my tweezers to jack him off after I beat his skull in with my dreidel
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Old 04-15-2023, 03:27 PM   #7
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Are the dreidel and the tweezers up your ass?
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Old 04-15-2023, 04:24 PM   #8
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Old 04-15-2023, 04:06 PM   #10
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Old 04-15-2023, 09:00 AM   #11
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Old 04-15-2023, 09:15 AM   #12
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I'll have you all know I took three to four Aikido classes at the YMCA about 15 years ago, so I got the training. Would have been a blue belt but it conflicted with a Chiefs/Raiders MNF game so I didnt show up.

Also, cops are always making me go to the hospital for "being a danger to myself OR OTHERS!" JR would qualify as an other in this case.

For these reasons, I'm expecting the votes to start tilting my way.
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Old 04-15-2023, 11:29 AM   #13
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I'll have you all know I took three to four Aikido classes at the YMCA about 15 years ago, so I got the training. Would have been a blue belt but it conflicted with a Chiefs/Raiders MNF game so I didnt show up.

Also, cops are always making me go to the hospital for "being a danger to myself OR OTHERS!" JR would qualify as an other in this case.

For these reasons, I'm expecting the votes to start tilting my way.
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Old 04-15-2023, 09:41 AM   #14
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