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Old 06-25-2023, 06:33 PM   Topic Starter
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Who’s had a colonoscopy?

Had my first the other day. All in all, not bad whatsoever. The buildup was much worse than the procedure itself. Glad it’s done for 5-10 years.
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Old 06-25-2023, 06:39 PM   #2
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The prep is absolutely the worst. The procedure is nothing compared to the prep and the jet propulsion shits you get from chugging magnesium citrate.
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Old 06-25-2023, 06:42 PM   #3
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The prep is absolutely the worst. The procedure is nothing compared to the prep and the jet propulsion shits you get from chugging magnesium citrate.
Damn. Coming up on 36 so my time is coming in a few years. Not looking forward to this
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Old 06-25-2023, 06:50 PM   #4
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Damn. Coming up on 36 so my time is coming in a few years. Not looking forward to this
I’m 36 myself, was thinking about getting it done soon.
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Old 06-25-2023, 07:22 PM   #5
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Damn. Coming up on 36 so my time is coming in a few years. Not looking forward to this
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I’m 36 myself, was thinking about getting it done soon.
45 is the age if you have normal risk factors.
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Old 06-25-2023, 06:45 PM   #6
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The prep is absolutely the worst. The procedure is nothing compared to the prep and the jet propulsion shits you get from chugging magnesium citrate.
Yes, but you might find the car keys you lost.
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Old 06-25-2023, 06:46 PM   #7
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The prep is absolutely the worst. The procedure is nothing compared to the prep and the jet propulsion shits you get from chugging magnesium citrate.
Absolutely 100%! I felt nothing during the actual procedure, beyond embarrassment.

The prep, though, is a nightmare. Warm, room temperature, cold, didn't matter, the vile substance they made me drink to prep should be classified as cruel and unusual punishment. I was partially puking it back up as I drank it, it was so foul. *Shudders remembering*

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Old 06-25-2023, 09:34 PM   #8
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the jet propulsion shits you get from chugging magnesium citrate.
i've come to enjoy them
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Old 06-25-2023, 06:48 PM   #9
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I kind of liked being cleaned out.. Had one 3 years ago. Having another one July 12th along with an esophagus scope. I'm having issues with my diverticulitis and a hiatal hernia.. I've changed my diet and lost 25lbs in the last 6 months, but I still have issues. Feels like I have a knot in my lower abdomen..
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Old 06-26-2023, 07:46 AM   #10
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I'm having issues with my diverticulitis
I don't know how old you are, but if you are 45 or younger, see a surgeon specialist. Diverticulitis is the worst, and I dealt with it multiple times each year for a really long time. I scheduled optional surgery and had 14" of my colon removed. That was twelve years ago and I haven't had one attack since. It was one of the best decisions of my life. While optional surgery sucks, it's better than a potential perforation and colostomy bag for the rest of your life.
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Old 06-26-2023, 08:13 AM   #11
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I don't know how old you are, but if you are 45 or younger, see a surgeon specialist. Diverticulitis is the worst, and I dealt with it multiple times each year for a really long time. I scheduled optional surgery and had 14" of my colon removed. That was twelve years ago and I haven't had one attack since. It was one of the best decisions of my life. While optional surgery sucks, it's better than a potential perforation and colostomy bag for the rest of your life.
Same here, but I told my wife I was going to have a shit-bag and she believed it until the doctor told her different right before they took me back to surgery.

She was relieved and pissed at the same time.
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Old 06-27-2023, 10:34 AM   #12
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I kind of liked being cleaned out.. Had one 3 years ago. Having another one July 12th along with an esophagus scope. I'm having issues with my diverticulitis and a hiatal hernia.. I've changed my diet and lost 25lbs in the last 6 months, but I still have issues. Feels like I have a knot in my lower abdomen..
Do you take psyllium? I had a colonoscopy 8 years ago and had diverticulosis and started taking psyllium. My colonoscopy a year ago was 100% clear with no polyps and no diverticulosis. It also lowers your cholesterol which is a nice bonus.
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Old 06-25-2023, 06:49 PM   #13
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I hear you can request a pill rather than the drink and that's a much better experience. Doctors are hesitant to prescribe the pill for whatever reason. Anyone have any experience or expertise on that?
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Old 06-25-2023, 06:55 PM   #15
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I thought there was a pill option but maybe it’s not common because it wasn’t offered. I drank the lemon shit which really wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be.
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