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Old 02-05-2024, 04:21 PM   Topic Starter
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Hog Nuts
Anyone ever tried them? When I was 10 my step grandpa castrated a pig while I held it down and the dog ate them up. He seemeed to really enjoy those slimy things. Got me thinking maybe they are a good delicacy?

I know people like to call them Rocky Mtn Oysters but why sugar coat it. Some people just like to eat balls.

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Old 02-05-2024, 05:23 PM   #2
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Imo, those are too big if they’re off of a hog. We always cut them when they were smaller than that.
I’d hate to have to hold down the bastard while someone cuts and pulls those bad boys out.
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Old 02-05-2024, 05:55 PM   #3
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Imo, those are too big if they’re off of a hog. We always cut them when they were smaller than that.
I’d hate to have to hold down the bastard while someone cuts and pulls those bad boys out.
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Thank you for your valuable insight into this thread. What do you think Pig Nuts would taste like?
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Old 02-05-2024, 09:21 PM   #4
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Dirt, if they're fresh.
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Old 02-05-2024, 09:50 PM   #5
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I heard Bob's Bar in Martinsburg used to have the best Rocky Mountain Oysters or maybe it was just one of the only places in the greater Sioux City area that served fried balls.
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Old 02-05-2024, 10:01 PM   #6
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I heard Bob's Bar in Martinsburg used to have the best Rocky Mountain Oysters or maybe it was just one of the only places in the greater Sioux City area that served fried balls.
Hmmm. Before my time I guess. Not since the 90's, at least that I know of. Maybe an event but not on the menu that I have known.

Bob's bar. Been too long. YUGE burgers and fried portions of all kinds. And cheap.

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Old 02-06-2024, 08:12 AM   #7
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Thank you for your valuable insight into this thread. What do you think Pig Nuts would taste like?
I’ve only tried turkey fries.
But when we cut hogs, we just yanked the nuts out and threw them on the ground.
There was always an old man named booger Darnell, that would walk around with a bucket full of ice, picking up the nuts to take home. Never would help us though.
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I’ve only tried turkey fries.
But when we cut hogs, we just yanked the nuts out and threw them on the ground.
There was always an old man named booger Darnell, that would walk around with a bucket full of ice, picking up the nuts to take home. Never would help us though.
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We called that "Running the Nut Bucket" during brandings. I never ate any - but those that did ate them breaded and fried.
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We called that "Running the Nut Bucket" during brandings. I never ate any - but those that did ate them breaded and fried.
Good name
Wasn’t worth a shit to work with, always getting in your way bending over picking up a dirty nut. Always drank milwaukees best, cause he figured no one would ever ask for one from him.
Smelled funny too now that I think about it.
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Rocky Mountain Oysters are bull balls, not hogs.
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Rocky Mountain Oysters are bull balls, not hogs.
Ahhh I see. I take it you are an animal balls expert of some degree? Would love to pick your brain.
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Yep, have castrated bulls and boars. As long as I can see how they are sliced (thin) and cooked (crispy) they are pretty damn good.
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Yeah, Willie doesn't know what the hell he's talking about... total thread fail
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Yeah, Willie doesn't know what the hell he's talking about... total thread fail
I admittedly do not know much about eating balls.
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Rocky Mountain Oysters are bull balls, not hogs.
Great advice here: KNOW YOUR TYPE OF OYSTERS.
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