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Old 06-17-2021, 07:23 AM  
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Father's Day is coming up, and I just feel like laughing. Give me your best dad jokes.

Two that I've heard recently:

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna 1, Anna 2

When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
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Old 06-17-2021, 07:35 AM   #2
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Old 06-17-2021, 07:50 AM   #3
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I say this to my kids every time we drive by a cemetery.

“You know, the cemetery is a very popular place. People are dying to get in.”

Even as they grow older they still smirk due to the cheese factor.
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Old 06-17-2021, 07:51 AM   #4
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Old 06-17-2021, 08:03 AM   #5
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Old 06-17-2021, 08:12 AM   #6
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Old 06-17-2021, 08:17 AM   #7
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Posted this on FB a few years ago..

I saw this and thought; well that's just nuts.
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Old 06-17-2021, 08:18 AM   #8
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If a blind woman says you have a big dick, she’s probably pulling your leg.
This got me. I must have a kid somewhere.
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Old 06-17-2021, 08:19 AM   #9
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Old 06-17-2021, 08:19 AM   #10
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Old 06-17-2021, 08:26 AM   #11
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Old 06-17-2021, 08:28 AM   #12
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Old 06-17-2021, 08:29 AM   #13
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Old 06-17-2021, 08:32 AM   #14
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Not a conventional joke but still funny...

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