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Old 09-12-2016, 03:13 PM  
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Just for fun, I've been dividing the world up into regions, and just finished last night. I divided the world into 16,789 regions based on states, provinces, communities, islands, arrondissements, or whatever else happened to be handy.

I didn't know what to do with it, so I created a reincarnation simulator. Sign up here and learn about your next life in advance. I'll give you:

Gender: (Male or Female)
Intelligence: 1 to 100, with 100 as the top
Attractiveness: 1 to 100, with 100 as the top
Economic Status: 1 to 100, with 100 as the top
Nation of Future Birth
Region of Future Birth
Population of that Region (which is somewhat useless since the boundaries are generally manmade, but hey, I've got it)

All statuses are relative to the region that you're in, not the world. So if you draw a 50 on economic status and you're born in the Badghis regions of Afghanistan, that means that you're at the median status of Badghis residents.

Sign up below if you're interested in the early release of your next life. I'll do three reincarnations per day, with the goal that we can discuss and decide which of the three has the best future fate awaiting them. Feel free to post pictures, maps, or descriptions of the reincarnated person's life as you see it.

So sign up below and we'll do the first three today.


Methodology: All figures are random. The probability of being born into a particular region is based on the population of that region.
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Old 09-23-2016, 10:28 AM   #256
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Region Barabanki
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alnorth is an example of the wasted potential of poverty. She could be a great and productive member of society, but she won't have a chance in central India.

Enjoy this life while you can, my friend. I can say with confidence that you'll live here on the next go-around:

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Old 09-23-2016, 10:35 AM   #257
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Population 3,260,699

alnorth is an example of the wasted potential of poverty. She could be a great and productive member of society, but she won't have a chance in central India.

Enjoy this life while you can, my friend. I can say with confidence that you'll live here on the next go-around:
Ugh. Tough draw. It's bad enough to be ugly and the bottom 1 percent, but to have that kind of intelligence... terrible.
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Old 09-23-2016, 10:35 AM   #258
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I'm down.
In our final reincarnation of the day, Shag brings us up a bit from the alnorth downer. We have another classic shopgirl who brightens the day of all those around her as she greets visitors in her upscale hotel front desk job in her nicely pressed business attire.

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Region Khánh Ḥa Province
Population 1,157,604

She lives on the second floor of this house:

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Old 09-23-2016, 10:38 AM   #259
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Ugh. Tough draw. It's bad enough to be ugly and the bottom 1 percent, but to have that kind of intelligence... terrible.
All she wants is a chance. A chance that will never come.
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Old 09-23-2016, 10:41 AM   #260
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All she wants is a chance. A chance that will never come.
Wonder if I could hire her for tech support for my startup travel website, TravelAzer.com?

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Tourism is an important part of the economy of Azerbaijan. The country was a well-known tourist spot in the 1980s. However, the fall of the Soviet Union, and the Nagorno-Karabakh War during the 1990s, damaged the tourist industry and the image of Azerbaijan as a tourist destination.[170]

It was not until the 2000s that the tourism industry began to recover, and the country has since experienced a high rate of growth in the number of tourist visits and overnight stays.[171] In the recent years, Azerbaijan has also becoming a popular destination for religious, spa, and health care tourism.[172] During winter, the Shahdag Mountain Resort offers skiing with state of the art facilities.

The government of Azerbaijan has set the development of Azerbaijan as an elite tourist destination as a top priority. It is a national strategy to make tourism a major, if not the single largest, contributor to the Azerbaijani economy.[173] These activities are regulated by the Ministry of Culture and Tourism of Azerbaijan.
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Today's reincarnations were quite diverse.
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Oh, you know what? Too late now, but it might have been cool to add a "luck" quotient in there, too. I mean what if alnorth had a luck of 98? She could hope that one day someone would realize what she was.

On the other other, someone with ridiculous wealth and intelligence with a luck of 7 would be bankrupt by their mid-20s because they kept making bad investments.
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Old 09-23-2016, 10:45 AM   #263
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Wonder if I could hire her for tech support for my startup travel website, TravelAzer.com?
My hunch is that she would accept the offer.

However, I suspect that she's probably smart but uneducated. The literacy rate in her part of India looks to be below 75 percent.
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My hunch is that she would accept the offer.

However, I suspect that she's probably smart but uneducated. The literacy rate in her part of India looks to be below 75 percent.
She's smart enough to learn. I'll have one of my four wives teach her.
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Old 09-23-2016, 10:52 AM   #265
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Oh, you know what? Too late now, but it might have been cool to add a "luck" quotient in there, too. I mean what if alnorth had a luck of 98? She could hope that one day someone would realize what she was.

On the other other, someone with ridiculous wealth and intelligence with a luck of 7 would be bankrupt by their mid-20s because they kept making bad investments.
Could have been fun. I pondered what other features might be fun to include. I pondered race or religion, but those would have been nightmarish to gather data for on a regional level. Education would have been cool, too, but I figure it would probably mesh poorly with intelligence in many cases.
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Sexuality - gay, straight, bi, trans.

How awful to be smart, poor, ugly, and trans or gay somewhere like Jordan?
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Relying on family connections, you appear to have a good job that you don't really deserve in a sparsely populated and inhospitable region of Ethiopia. It enables you to have a nice house like this:
I'm an ugly dumbass with money, hey I could be Donald Trump Jr.
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73 wealth in Ethiopia, man. Annual median income in that region is $500. I'm not missing any commas or zeros.
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Sexuality - gay, straight, bi, trans.

How awful to be smart, poor, ugly, and trans or gay somewhere like Jordan?
I'd probably succumb to temptation and make all of the attractive women bi.
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You'll live in a nice and reasonably spacious apartment in this neighborhood, but you'll have to have your address tattooed on the back of your hand:
With an intelligence of 4 I am not sure I would realize that my life sucks....though Jordan is a whole lot more progressive in regards to women then say Saudi Arabia.
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