F'D up things you see on the news

[Shiver Me Timbers]

Dateline Commerce City Colorado..............

5 dead in an apartment. No signs of violence (guns n shit).
2 survivors one infant one adult.
Curious "substance" found in apartment.

[stevieray]

Originally Posted by DaFace

Are you referring to Denver? Denver's about average for major cities in terms of murder rates.

You say that like it's a good thing.

Denver is more violent than it used to be. That's the point.


I don't live in Kansas City.

[DaFace]

Originally Posted by stevieray

You say that like it's a good thing.

Denver is more violent than it used to be. That's the point.

Also not true.

[TwistedChief]

[BWillie]

Whenever I see something on the news I'm not even remotely surprised. I guess I realize with 335M people in this country, crazy people are going to do crazy shit.

[TribalElder]

mother of the year decapitated her 6 year old son
https://www.kctv5.com/news/local_new...dc798058b.html

[MarkDavis'Haircut]

Raiders hiring Mike Mayock

[htismaqe]

Still the greatest single news story of all time...

[POND_OF_RED]

Originally Posted by stevieray

You say that like it's a good thing.

Denver is more violent than it used to be. That's the point.


I don't live in Kansas City.

Than it used to be last year? Yes. Than it used to be in the late 80’s and 90’s? Absolutely not. They are like most of the country and have much smaller violent crime rates than the early 90’s. It’s just amplified nowadays because people are walking around with thousands of news sources on demand at their finger tips instead of just catching it on the daily news back then. The world isn’t changing to be this crazy mad house nowadays. It’s just changing how much of it we can see.

https://www.denverpost.com/2022/01/2...-assaults/amp/

[Peter Gibbons]

Originally Posted by neech

Russia has their army poised to invade the Ukraine just so you'll know something that's going on in the news.

Yes - this is talked everywhere including Olympic coverage. See, I told you, big things somehow get communicated. Stop wasting your time with the news (unless it’s Huey Lewis and the News).

[stumppy]

This one always cracks me up.

[Fish]

[Fish]

EDIT: Ohh ****ing SNAP! Followup on this guy:

Spoiler!

[Mr. Wizard]

I only click on cnn then fox and read the headlines and then I am done for the day, I am really afraid someday a giant meteor will be bearing down on earth which will end all of mankind and I won’t know about it. Mom always said I should have clean underwear on in case I get in an accident and I want time to change.

[sd4chiefs]

This was in the San Diego paper today.

Bizarre fatal accident in Rancho Bernardo causes six-car crash.

RANCHO BERNARDO — A man who was possibly using a knife while driving Sunday morning died when he struck a parked car and stabbed himself. The accident caused a chain-reaction crash involving five other cars, according to police and wire reports.
At 5:24 a.m. Sunday, a 28-year-old man driving a 2000 Lexus eastbound on Rancho Bernardo Road, just east of Acena Drive, veered to the right for an unknown reason and struck a parked vehicle. The impact deployed the car’s airbag. The driver was transported to a local hospital where he died, according to San Diego Police.

OnScene TV also reported Sunday that San Diego Fire officials who arrived at the scene found a heavy amount of blood inside the car, a knife and protein powder spread throughout the vehicle. At the hospital, a stab wound was found in the victim’s neck.

Officials suspect the man may have been using the knife to mix protein powder into a container of water when he became distracted and crashed. When the car’s airbag deployed, it may have propelled the knife into the man’s neck, according to TV.

There was no report of other injuries in the five other cars that were damaged as a result of the crash.








https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com...bernardo-crash

[Dartgod]

Originally Posted by sd4chiefs

This was in the San Diego paper today.

Bizarre fatal accident in Rancho Bernardo causes six-car crash.

RANCHO BERNARDO — A man who was possibly using a knife while driving Sunday morning died when he struck a parked car and stabbed himself. The accident caused a chain-reaction crash involving five other cars, according to police and wire reports.
At 5:24 a.m. Sunday, a 28-year-old man driving a 2000 Lexus eastbound on Rancho Bernardo Road, just east of Acena Drive, veered to the right for an unknown reason and struck a parked vehicle. The impact deployed the car’s airbag. The driver was transported to a local hospital where he died, according to San Diego Police.

OnScene TV also reported Sunday that San Diego Fire officials who arrived at the scene found a heavy amount of blood inside the car, a knife and protein powder spread throughout the vehicle. At the hospital, a stab wound was found in the victim’s neck.

Officials suspect the man may have been using the knife to mix protein powder into a container of water when he became distracted and crashed. When the car’s airbag deployed, it may have propelled the knife into the man’s neck, according to TV.

There was no report of other injuries in the five other cars that were damaged as a result of the crash.








https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com...bernardo-crash

That's some Final Destination shit right there.