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Old 11-26-2024, 10:37 AM  
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Your "philosophy of life" statements
Anyone beyond the age of 25 probably has a few, and if you really believe, you should probably want to share them with your fellow man. In the spirit of Thanksgiving, I think we should all be thankful for the pearls of wisdom that are sure to follow.

I'll go first.

Even if you immediately know it's impossible, tell the person requesting it that you'll think about it and get back to them.

"What the **** is wrong with you?" is not generally an acceptable response to anything, ever.

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Old 11-26-2024, 11:39 AM   #46
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Old 11-26-2024, 11:41 AM   #47
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Old 11-26-2024, 11:41 AM   #48
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Old 11-26-2024, 11:43 AM   #49
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I have met you and I respect you. Don't be BWillie on this one.

(I am not implying that this is a serious conversation, because it clearly is not. But you're better than this after your journeys through the advertising world. Be that wisdom guy and share real shit you've learned along with the funnies.)
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Old 11-26-2024, 11:44 AM   #50
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Old 11-26-2024, 11:44 AM   #51
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Old 11-26-2024, 11:45 AM   #52
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Old 11-26-2024, 11:45 AM   #53
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Old 11-26-2024, 11:48 AM   #54
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Old 11-26-2024, 11:50 AM   #55
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Old 11-26-2024, 12:05 PM   #56
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Old 11-26-2024, 12:06 PM   #57
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Old 11-26-2024, 12:11 PM   #58
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What the **** is wrong with you?

Shit. I just violated one of the 3 things I posted,
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Old 11-26-2024, 12:11 PM   #59
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