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Old 07-11-2006, 08:26 AM  
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Badumpum (crash) - The Chiefsplanet bad one-liner thread...
Have a little fun jabbing the guy that posts before you...

Somebody had to draw first, so I picked on somebody who's used to getting picked on...

"Saulbadguy's better half is so much better than him she counts for three quarters..."
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Old 07-11-2006, 08:30 AM   #2
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I wanted to create this thread. I was thinking of this exact thread 2 days ago. Bastard. Is that right?
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Old 07-11-2006, 08:30 AM   #3
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Old 07-11-2006, 08:35 AM   #4
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I had sex with your wife also. Tell her to not scream so ****ing loud.
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Old 07-11-2006, 08:37 AM   #5
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I had sex with your wife also. Tell her to not scream so ****ing loud.
That wasn't his wife, it was his deaf neighbor...
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Old 07-11-2006, 08:45 AM   #6
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That wasn't his wife, it was his deaf neighbor...

Rausch is soooooo ugly that when he was born, the doctor made a donation to the March of Dimes.
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Old 07-11-2006, 09:09 AM   #7
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Rain Man is sooooo ugly that his mailman and paper boy put on blindfolds when they approach his house.
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Old 07-11-2006, 09:13 AM   #8
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bRainman's (insert significant female of choice) is so ugly, she couldn't get a gorilla to kiss her if she was chewing banana flavored hubba bubba.


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Old 07-11-2006, 09:45 AM   #11
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