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Old 05-10-2007, 08:08 PM  
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The MILF sightings thread
You know how it is. You're out and about, and you see some bleach-blonde tramp with a fake tan, but something catches your eye. This woman has an irresistible allure. Then it hits you. MILF! Report your MILF sightings here!

5/10/2007 - 10:58 AM

I'm at Chili's, picking up lunch. The damn place doesn't open for another two minutes so I'm sitting in my car. A big, bright, shiny SUV pulls up behind me. My ears prick up.

Then I notice whoever's driving this gas guzzler just parked in the "RESERVED" sign. Arrogant bitch. The door opens, and out steps a tight little brunette wearing capri pants and a cute little floral print top. Her hair is short and perky. And she's got a great ass.

I watch that ass go into the store and figure it's time for me to go inside, too. Inside her! Giggity giggity goo! I wish. Anyway, I go in and order and enjoy a front-row seat of her profile, my eyes at ass level. Dinner and a show. Nice.

Her order finally comes and she's complaining. Something about tomatoes.

"My 10-year old doesn't like them."

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah.

MILF!

I gaze intently as she scrapes those tomatoes off the pasta. Oh yeah. Work it, baby. How'd you like to grab my tomatoes? They're ripe and fresh.

She leaves and I stare at her ass as she walks out the door and leaves in her big black van. Big enough for hot MILF action. This has been a MILF sighting.
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Old 05-10-2007, 10:18 PM   #31
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(on the right) and her sister is on the left.
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Old 05-10-2007, 10:20 PM   #32
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Going to the local kindergarten just makes you look like a pedophile.
fucking tell me about it.

that bitch started talking about pressing charges

what does a 6 year old know about "charges"?
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Old 05-10-2007, 10:43 PM   #33
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Old 05-10-2007, 10:48 PM   #34
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One of the funniest moments is my life:

The wife came home from the grocery store. She had a puzzled look on her face. I asked her what was wrong and she said, "Well, I was shopping and I walked past these teenaged boys. They looked at me strangely, so I just smiled and nodded. But then, as I got past them, they started chanting 'MILF! MILF! MILF!'"

In between belly laughs, I explained what it meant.
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Old 05-10-2007, 10:49 PM   #35
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Awesome. Fine young lads in training. Sounds like they have a good eye.
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Old 05-10-2007, 10:52 PM   #36
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Awesome. Fine young lads in training. Sounds like they have a good eye.
She was actually revolted. I tried to tell her to take it as a compliment, and then she reminded me that I once screwed a rolled up old piece of carpet when I was 13.

She has a way of beating me in argument, my wife does.
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Old 05-10-2007, 10:55 PM   #37
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So whats your next thread GoChiefs?

A GILF sighting thread??
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Old 05-10-2007, 11:05 PM   #38
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She was actually revolted. I tried to tell her to take it as a compliment, and then she reminded me that I once screwed a rolled up old piece of carpet when I was 13.

She has a way of beating me in argument, my wife does.
Did you wax that carpets azz?
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Old 05-10-2007, 11:06 PM   #39
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Did you wax that carpets azz?
I don't recall the process involving any wax, no. Plenty of carpet burns, however.
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Old 05-11-2007, 12:34 AM   #40
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Wow... that's... creative.
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Old 05-11-2007, 01:10 AM   #41
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Old 05-11-2007, 02:56 AM   #42
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Old 05-11-2007, 06:58 AM   #43
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MILF sighting at QT getting a drink. Hot blonde short hair magnificent butt with tight turquoise pants riding up the turd-cutter.
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