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Old 05-10-2007, 08:08 PM  
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The MILF sightings thread
You know how it is. You're out and about, and you see some bleach-blonde tramp with a fake tan, but something catches your eye. This woman has an irresistible allure. Then it hits you. MILF! Report your MILF sightings here!

5/10/2007 - 10:58 AM

I'm at Chili's, picking up lunch. The damn place doesn't open for another two minutes so I'm sitting in my car. A big, bright, shiny SUV pulls up behind me. My ears prick up.

Then I notice whoever's driving this gas guzzler just parked in the "RESERVED" sign. Arrogant bitch. The door opens, and out steps a tight little brunette wearing capri pants and a cute little floral print top. Her hair is short and perky. And she's got a great ass.

I watch that ass go into the store and figure it's time for me to go inside, too. Inside her! Giggity giggity goo! I wish. Anyway, I go in and order and enjoy a front-row seat of her profile, my eyes at ass level. Dinner and a show. Nice.

Her order finally comes and she's complaining. Something about tomatoes.

"My 10-year old doesn't like them."

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah.

MILF!

I gaze intently as she scrapes those tomatoes off the pasta. Oh yeah. Work it, baby. How'd you like to grab my tomatoes? They're ripe and fresh.

She leaves and I stare at her ass as she walks out the door and leaves in her big black van. Big enough for hot MILF action. This has been a MILF sighting.
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Old 05-11-2007, 08:00 AM   #46
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Old 05-11-2007, 08:07 AM   #47
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Many years ago, hell, it's probably archived somewhere here at the Planet. I started a thread about this gal that had an office above me who was absolutely smokin hot. Blond, big tits, 'bout 5-11 or 6ft tall - magnificent.

Long story short, my window overlooked the parking lot area where she parked her little Porsche. Anyway, I see here walking out to her car, so I stop to watch her in amazement in her short mini skirt. Her car was parked just adjacent to my window, so I had a perfect angle to catch a nice beaver shot. Low and behold, as she gets in, she's going camando, and stays in a holding position long enough for me to fall out of my chair staring at it.

My day was shot after that............
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Old 05-11-2007, 08:07 AM   #48
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Old 05-11-2007, 08:21 AM   #49
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Old 05-28-2008, 04:52 PM   #50
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Old 05-28-2008, 05:09 PM   #51
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Old 05-28-2008, 05:11 PM   #52
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Old 05-28-2008, 05:13 PM   #53
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Old 05-28-2008, 05:21 PM   #54
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she must of had her teenage boys tagging along
this thread reeks of image desperation
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Old 05-28-2008, 05:27 PM   #55
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Sweet action. How did it go.
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Old 05-28-2008, 05:32 PM   #56
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Old 05-28-2008, 06:55 PM   #57
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Old 05-28-2008, 07:06 PM   #58
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this is a great idea. But could never work without pics.
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You know how it is. You're out and about, and you see some bleach-blonde tramp with a fake tan, but something catches your eye. This woman has an irresistible allure. Then it hits you. MILF! Report your MILF sightings here!

5/10/2007 - 10:58 AM

I'm at Chili's, picking up lunch. The damn place doesn't open for another two minutes so I'm sitting in my car. A big, bright, shiny SUV pulls up behind me. My ears prick up.

Then I notice whoever's driving this gas guzzler just parked in the "RESERVED" sign. Arrogant bitch. The door opens, and out steps a tight little brunette wearing capri pants and a cute little floral print top. Her hair is short and perky. And she's got a great ass.

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Her order finally comes and she's complaining. Something about tomatoes.

"My 10-year old doesn't like them."

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah.

MILF!

I gaze intently as she scrapes those tomatoes off the pasta. Oh yeah. Work it, baby. How'd you like to grab my tomatoes? They're ripe and fresh.

She leaves and I stare at her ass as she walks out the door and leaves in her big black van. Big enough for hot MILF action. This has been a MILF sighting.
Where are the pics you ****in dipshit. can't you do anything right?
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