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Saccopoo · 09-25-2009, 01:49 AM

The Megan Fox thread got me to thinking...what are your personal "worst" movies you've ever seen?

Here's my top five right off the top of my head:

1. Crank
- And Statham was so good in Snatch. WTF happened to that guy? This movie is a trainwreck of epic proportions. I'm getting physically sick just thinking about this pail of warm spit.

2. Nothing But Trouble
- No words to discribe how bad this piece of shit is as Dan Ackroyd builds up his acting resume with this triumphant followup to his Oscar worthy performance in Caddyshack 2. Everyone associated with this movie should be killed.

3. Clerks 2
- Why does Kevin Smith even make movies? He's like a really bad Quentin Tarrantino, and that's saying a lot (or very little). Blew his wad on the original Clerks and has treated us with calamities such as this ever since.

4. Any Given Sunday
- See #3 for description on Oliver Stone. The fact that he is actually putting out Wallstreet 2: Money Never Sleeps, put out Alexander and this steaming pile of monkey shit. I mean, when was the last time anyone played NFL football in the dark? Probably the last time Al Pacino didn't mail it in on a movie. HOOOHAAA! Al. Hoohaa indeed.

5. Righteous Kill
- Pacino. DeNiro. It's got to be great, right? OMG. They didn't even put a stamp on the letter to mail it in for this lump of festering goat bile. And next time, remember to get a stand in double for anytime you are being filmed trying to throw a ball or run Bobby. I mean, shit. Who would of thought that DeNiro throws like a girl. An old, wrinkled up sissy armed girl who runs like a hobbled 89 year old lady in six inch stilettos.

CoMoChief · 09-25-2009, 08:04 AM

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Joe's apartment....paid $1 to see it and I thought I got ripped off. Talking cockroaches....enough said...

That was awful too.

CoMoChief · 09-25-2009, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by KcChiefsKing

Gattica was alright but it was god awful boring especially the beginning. I don't see how people say its one of the best movies in any decade.
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This is pretty much why I never got into the movie from the very start. And havent watched it since it came out.

Maybe if I watched it again maybe I'd like it better. (Now that I'm older) I believe I was like in 7th grade when I went to see it, now I'm 26.

HC_Chief · 09-25-2009, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by KcChiefsKing

Epic movie
Date movie
Basically any parody movie made in the last 5 or so years.

Seriously do these directors watch their own movies to see how shitty they are? There's no ****ing way they can be pleased with the pieces of shit they make.
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Yeah, those movies are fuckawful. I can't believe ANYONE would enjoy those pieces of shit.

Otis Day · 09-25-2009, 08:07 AM

Wyatt Earp.....after watching Tombstone, this POS really failed. Dennis Quaid was a huge disappointment as Doc Holiday after watching Val Kilmer.

CoMoChief · 09-25-2009, 08:11 AM

[QUOTE=Sofa King;6107540]28 Days Later

Freddy vs Jason

Anything with Drew Barrymore... fat ugly whore...[/QUOTE]

aint that the truth!!!

FWIW, I actually kinda liked F vs J not a great movie by any means, and horrible dialouge, but i think it's entertaining.

CoMoChief · 09-25-2009, 08:12 AM

Tenacious D - The Pick of Destiny.

Which is sad...I love the D, but this movie was ****in rotten horrible.

CoMoChief · 09-25-2009, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Otis Day

Wyatt Earp.....after watching Tombstone, this POS really failed. Dennis Quaid was a huge disappointment as Doc Holiday after watching Val Kilmer.

Tombstone is one of the best western films ever made.

kcfanXIII · 09-25-2009, 08:17 AM

you lost me by talking shit on kevin smith. he's not ever gonna produce what the mainstream would consider a good movie, but his cult following find humor in his movies. dogma was one of the best, and largest, disses of the catholic church of all time. clerks 2< clerks, but you rant like the guy is a horrible director when he's not.

CoMoChief · 09-25-2009, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by kcfanXIII

you lost me by talking shit on kevin smith. he's not ever gonna produce what the mainstream would consider a good movie, but his cult following find humor in his movies. dogma was one of the best, and largest, disses of the catholic church of all time. clerks 2< clerks, but you rant like the guy is a horrible director when he's not.

Dogma was good I thought

Otter · 09-25-2009, 08:20 AM

"Artificial Intelligence" - I took out the DVD and broke it in half after that monstrosity was over. If I ever see that vile piece of shit on screen again I swear to God I'll go on a rampage.

The ****ing worst ****ing movie that wouldn't ****ing end.

Demonpenz · 09-25-2009, 08:22 AM

it's wierd when people say joe's apartment, or Monster V monster movies. I think Shitty shitty movies all time is a movie that you think is legit, that it thinks of itself as a good movie and presented as such and then it sucks. I know movies like snakes on a plane sucks or joes apartment, but atleast they are designed to suck so bad they might go all the way back to awesome.

Chief Faithful · 09-25-2009, 08:26 AM

Dan In Real Life - Excruciatingly painful to sit through. This is a chick flick that had to be written by chicks about a man struggling through love issues. Any man that can watch this movie and identify with the main character has serious issues.

Hoodwinked - The only movie that so bored me that I got up and left the theatre in the middle. It was a animation mystery and I couldn't tell if the intended audiance was adults or children. They failed in the box office receipts yet they are getting ready to release Hoodwinked 2! They didn't have a plot for the first movie so I can't imagine setting through number 2.

Chiefs=Champions · 09-25-2009, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by KcChiefsKing

Date movie

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****ING THIS

man alive if that wasnt the worst movie in history...

Not even Sophie Monk made that watchable...

wild1 · 09-25-2009, 08:28 AM

Boondock Saints is the most overrated movie in history. Not the worst, but bad for sure.

Chiefs=Champions · 09-25-2009, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz

it's wierd when people say joe's apartment, or Monster V monster movies. I think Shitty shitty movies all time is a movie that you think is legit, that it thinks of itself as a good movie and presented as such and then it sucks. I know movies like snakes on a plane sucks or joes apartment, but atleast they are designed to suck so bad they might go all the way back to awesome.

Bite your tongue Sir. Snakes on a Plane is pure awesomeness...

The plot is bullet proof

09-25-2009, 01:49 AM
Saccopoo Kindness in words... Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Zion Casino cash: $10025483	Worst Movies Evar The Megan Fox thread got me to thinking...what are your personal "worst" movies you've ever seen? Here's my top five right off the top of my head: 1. Crank - And Statham was so good in Snatch. WTF happened to that guy? This movie is a trainwreck of epic proportions. I'm getting physically sick just thinking about this pail of warm spit. 2. Nothing But Trouble - No words to discribe how bad this piece of shit is as Dan Ackroyd builds up his acting resume with this triumphant followup to his Oscar worthy performance in Caddyshack 2. Everyone associated with this movie should be killed. 3. Clerks 2 - Why does Kevin Smith even make movies? He's like a really bad Quentin Tarrantino, and that's saying a lot (or very little). Blew his wad on the original Clerks and has treated us with calamities such as this ever since. 4. Any Given Sunday - See #3 for description on Oliver Stone. The fact that he is actually putting out Wallstreet 2: Money Never Sleeps, put out Alexander and this steaming pile of monkey shit. I mean, when was the last time anyone played NFL football in the dark? Probably the last time Al Pacino didn't mail it in on a movie. HOOOHAAA! Al. Hoohaa indeed. 5. Righteous Kill - Pacino. DeNiro. It's got to be great, right? OMG. They didn't even put a stamp on the letter to mail it in for this lump of festering goat bile. And next time, remember to get a stand in double for anytime you are being filmed trying to throw a ball or run Bobby. I mean, shit. Who would of thought that DeNiro throws like a girl. An old, wrinkled up sissy armed girl who runs like a hobbled 89 year old lady in six inch stilettos.
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09-25-2009, 08:07 AM	#34
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09-25-2009, 08:11 AM	#35
CoMoChief Mahomes Dynasty Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Parts Unknown Casino cash: $7672254	[QUOTE=Sofa King;6107540]28 Days Later Freddy vs Jason Anything with Drew Barrymore... fat ugly whore...[/QUOTE] aint that the truth!!! FWIW, I actually kinda liked F vs J not a great movie by any means, and horrible dialouge, but i think it's entertaining.
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09-25-2009, 08:17 AM	#38
kcfanXIII Ride on! Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Galaxy far far away Casino cash: $10013172	you lost me by talking shit on kevin smith. he's not ever gonna produce what the mainstream would consider a good movie, but his cult following find humor in his movies. dogma was one of the best, and largest, disses of the catholic church of all time. clerks 2< clerks, but you rant like the guy is a horrible director when he's not. __________________ Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed, overcomes the fear of death.
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09-25-2009, 08:22 AM	#41
Demonpenz Woman should only make babies Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Apartment "G UNIT!" Casino cash: $-423864	it's wierd when people say joe's apartment, or Monster V monster movies. I think Shitty shitty movies all time is a movie that you think is legit, that it thinks of itself as a good movie and presented as such and then it sucks. I know movies like snakes on a plane sucks or joes apartment, but atleast they are designed to suck so bad they might go all the way back to awesome. __________________
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09-25-2009, 08:26 AM	#42
Chief Faithful Predicting Chiefs Victory Join Date: Sep 2001 Casino cash: $9966500	Dan In Real Life - Excruciatingly painful to sit through. This is a chick flick that had to be written by chicks about a man struggling through love issues. Any man that can watch this movie and identify with the main character has serious issues. Hoodwinked - The only movie that so bored me that I got up and left the theatre in the middle. It was a animation mystery and I couldn't tell if the intended audiance was adults or children. They failed in the box office receipts yet they are getting ready to release Hoodwinked 2! They didn't have a plot for the first movie so I can't imagine setting through number 2.
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09-25-2009, 08:28 AM	#44
wild1 MVP Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: 31040 Casino cash: $10004900	Boondock Saints is the most overrated movie in history. Not the worst, but bad for sure.
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