Life Married coworker hitting on me...Should I bang her? - Page 8

Blitz · 04:42 PM

I'm going to be avoiding her at all costs now.

Thanks for the tips.

UPDATE: I listened to the advice given and broke off things before it could get really serious. I simply told her although I'm flattered by her interest, because she is married, I would never go down the route. Further I told her, she has to stop sending me messages via my work email that can if looked at more closely create a whole new set of problems at work. At which point, she told me that she's never felt this way and that she didn't realize until it was too late (now) and that she agrees that we don't want to go further with this as it could lead to many problems. After which we continued talking but about other work related items.

In retrospect, I don't know what I was thinking because if I was in the other guys shoes, I would be furious.

Thanks guys, I think I dodged a potential bullet there.

JD10367 · 04-08-2010, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater

God damnit, you people disappoint me, this shit had HoC potential. Whatever happened to the Planet tradition of giving the worst advice possible?

How do you know that telling him NOT to hit it wasn't the worst advice possible, and people were only doing it so they could then laugh and say, "You shoulda tapped it, you pussy!"?

See, now you have the poor guy thinking...

NewChief · 04-08-2010, 07:40 PM

This sort of brings up an interesting thought I've had lately. In musing about cheating on the wife (and I'm talking musing here, not actual contemplating), I came to a realization. It just wouldn't be worth the ****ing trouble. Even if some chick threw herself at me and begged me desperately to **** her silly without strings attached.... I know that there'd be strings attached. I know there would be complications. I know it would, in the long run, make a ton of trouble and stress for me. In other words, I wouldn't ever ****ing do it. It's not that I wouldn't do it because I'm so completely smitten by my wife that I don't find other women ****able. It's not that I wouldn't do it because I'm so in love with my wife that I never even think about other women. I wouldn't do it, because basically it would just turn into a big ****ing pain in the ass.

Is this just laziness or is it maturity?

Colt4540 · 04-08-2010, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Blitz

I'm going to be avoiding her at all costs now.

Thanks for the tips.

Coward.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 04-08-2010, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by NewPhin

This sort of brings up an interesting thought I've had lately. In musing about cheating on the wife (and I'm talking musing here, not actual contemplating), I came to a realization. It just wouldn't be worth the ****ing trouble. Even if some chick threw herself at me and begged me desperately to **** her silly without strings attached.... I know that there'd be strings attached. I know there would be complications. I know it would, in the long run, make a ton of trouble and stress for me. In other words, I wouldn't ever ****ing do it. It's not that I wouldn't do it because I'm so completely smitten by my wife that I don't find other women ****able. It's not that I wouldn't do it because I'm so in love with my wife that I never even think about other women. I wouldn't do it, because basically it would just turn into a big ****ing pain in the ass.

Is this just laziness or is it maturity?

It's the fact that she comes from good breeding stock and the odds of your offspring being professional athletes is significantly higher

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Blitz · 04-08-2010, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

It's the fact that she comes from good breeding stock and the odds of your offspring being professional athletes is significantly higher

.

In other words, future lottery ticket.

JD10367 · 04-08-2010, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by NewPhin

Is this just laziness or is it maturity?

The older you get, the more you realize: an O is an O, and your hand doesn't talk back, ask for money, yell at you, or sue you for half your belongings.

Fritz88 · 04-08-2010, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs

OK, here is some honest advice from a reerun:

About two months ago I was all set to bang this married broad I met on the internet. Now, the way she set it up, she was in an open relationship. Whatever, she was hot, I wanted to pork her blonde brains out.

So she comes over and we have lunch, with the stipulation that we won't **** on a first meeting. Even so, she is really into me. Like, it was almost porno-esque! We got in the car and immediately she starts caressing my thigh. I was so turned on! She asked me if I was shy, and I was like, no, I'm driving, and damn woman, I'm not used to girls grabbing me like that! Anyway, like I said, awesome.

We flirted our asses off during lunch, went back and had a hot, hot, hot makeout session. It was heavy stuff. I really wanted to nail her, but she wanted to wait.

That night, she tells me her husband discovered her GPS history and started asking questions. She "confessed" and told him we just had lunch. Apparently she felt really guilty and decided to cut it off right then and there.

Now, even though I hadn't porked this broad, I still felt INCREDIBLY fearful some raging husband was gonna come knocking later that night. ****, he had the address from the GPS! ANYTHING WAS POSSIBLE! I was sick to my stomach for two days thinking about it.

I don't even want to think about the state of mind I would have been in had I actually done the nasty with this girl.

But FORGET all that. What the **** was up with this CRAZY BITCH? One minute she's feeling me up like there's saxophone music playing in the background, the next she's as cold as ice. One minute she tells me she's in an open relationship, the next minute she feels guilty and is fearful of her husband discovering her GPS history. WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON?

Moral of the story: bitches be crazy. At first they want it. Later, they might not want it, might feel guilty about it, and you get in a world of shit. And it will be all your fault. Even if she tries to calm your fears, ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN. Bitches be crazy.

The fact that your place of employment is involved should just add another layer of RED ALERT over all of this.

If she REALLY wanted to get laid, you probably never would have found out she was married in the first place. Steer clear. In a month she might change her mind. Bitches be crazy.

I am pretty sure she made that GPS shit up because you ****ed up

RustShack · 04-08-2010, 08:19 PM

I watched Major League last night, and the pitcher banged that other rich dudes wife. All he got was a punch, a hug, and a championship for doing it.

**luv** · 04-08-2010, 08:22 PM

I can't believe this is even a question.

**Bugeater** · 04-08-2010, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by luv

I can't believe this is even a question.

No kidding, the fact that he would come here and ask instead of just taking her home after work makes me question his sexuality.

patteeu · 04-08-2010, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by NewPhin

This sort of brings up an interesting thought I've had lately. In musing about cheating on the wife (and I'm talking musing here, not actual contemplating), I came to a realization. It just wouldn't be worth the ****ing trouble. Even if some chick threw herself at me and begged me desperately to **** her silly without strings attached.... I know that there'd be strings attached. I know there would be complications. I know it would, in the long run, make a ton of trouble and stress for me. In other words, I wouldn't ever ****ing do it. It's not that I wouldn't do it because I'm so completely smitten by my wife that I don't find other women ****able. It's not that I wouldn't do it because I'm so in love with my wife that I never even think about other women. I wouldn't do it, because basically it would just turn into a big ****ing pain in the ass.

Is this just laziness or is it maturity?

It's laziness, but it takes maturity to recognize which option is going to be the easier path in the long run.

patteeu · 04-08-2010, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by nychief

But, come on, patteeu, this woman is asking for it... just like the 15 year old in Boston, right? Sluts are sluts, right?

I'm not in favor of wives cheating on their husbands either if that's what you're wondering about.

Dante84 · 04-08-2010, 08:46 PM

So... the infamous email/s......

L.A. Chieffan · 04-08-2010, 08:50 PM

lifes short.

get your man wet.

patteeu · 04-08-2010, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Blitz

Don't quite understand the reference to MTG's thread, can you provide a link to one of his threads?

Here's a sampling for you. I couldn't remember where the original thread was so these are a few of the updates.

For those that are still interested

How to make love to a woman

My ex had her baby last night

04-08-2010, 05:44 PM
Blitz Starter Join Date: Oct 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	Married coworker hitting on me...Should I bang her? I'm going to be avoiding her at all costs now. Thanks for the tips. UPDATE: I listened to the advice given and broke off things before it could get really serious. I simply told her although I'm flattered by her interest, because she is married, I would never go down the route. Further I told her, she has to stop sending me messages via my work email that can if looked at more closely create a whole new set of problems at work. At which point, she told me that she's never felt this way and that she didn't realize until it was too late (now) and that she agrees that we don't want to go further with this as it could lead to many problems. After which we continued talking but about other work related items. In retrospect, I don't know what I was thinking because if I was in the other guys shoes, I would be furious. Thanks guys, I think I dodged a potential bullet there. Last edited by Blitz; 04-09-2010 at 04:42 PM.. Reason: Advice received
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NewChief In Search of a Life Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Fayetteville, AR Casino cash: $7140204	This sort of brings up an interesting thought I've had lately. In musing about cheating on the wife (and I'm talking musing here, not actual contemplating), I came to a realization. It just wouldn't be worth the **ing trouble. Even if some chick threw herself at me and begged me desperately to her silly without strings attached.... I know that there'd be strings attached. I know there would be complications. I know it would, in the long run, make a ton of trouble and stress for me. In other words, I wouldn't ever ing do it. It's not that I wouldn't do it because I'm so completely smitten by my wife that I don't find other women able. It's not that I wouldn't do it because I'm so in love with my wife that I never even think about other women. I wouldn't do it, because basically it would just turn into a big *ing pain in the ass. Is this just laziness or is it maturity? __________________ In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.* - H. L. Mencken
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