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Join Date: Feb 2010
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Just read in our local paper that the plans for a new Olive Garden have been approved. So tired of the same shit, that will make 3 olive gardens in a 20 square mile vicinity, that just isn't necessary but the ignorant masses will pack that place like mad when it opens. Blah.
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Woman should only make babies
Join Date: Nov 2003
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I took my prom date to Olive Garden. Of course I got puss
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Texas
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Thank god for the date rape drug.
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#502 |
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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My ex-wife and I had our first date with Taco Bell drive through. We were then married nearly 12 years.
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#504 |
stax of wax
Join Date: Feb 2004
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No my first mistake was asking the bitch out. I think Taco Bell was her choice because it was easy to picnic with on short notice.
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See there is your second mistake! Picnics are too romantic. Not first date material. She will expect too much afterwards.....like 12 years of marriage!
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Sorry Just "Disgruntled_Parent
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Ruby Tuesdays was a tremendous entry.
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Sorry Just "Disgruntled_Parent
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#508 |
stax of wax
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Trust me lew, nearly 12 years of marriage taught me that every damn thing ever is my mistake and/or fault. God I love being single.
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Jesus, let us young guys at least dream about a happy marriage filled with endless cooking, cleaning, laundry and BJs!
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