mike tyson twitters

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# Chris Berman talking is one of my least favorite sounds. It's right up there w/ children crying or women saying 'NO.'about 16 hours ago from web


# Subway says u can buy 12in. for $5. So I asked the big titty girl at the counter if I could buy her for $30. She called the bacon squad. SMHabout 22 hours ago from web


If zombies and crackheads ever team up we're all doomed. Or not. Sounds like I just described the Oakland Raiders.


# Ladies check yo self 4 breast cancer. It's hard 2 motorboat a single titty.9:24 PM Oct 4th from web

# I don't like Philip Rivers. If I could time travel I would go back and punch his mother in the stomach.8:14 PM Oct 4th from web

# Kimbo and Greg Oden are the 2 oldest looking dudes on Earth. They look like they used to draw on the walls of caves and shit.9:29 PM Sep 30th from web