Zombie Turtles

[FAX]

Howdy, Planeteers. This is FAX.

I'm a little worried about something so I thought I'd share my concerns here in the hope that, perhaps, some moral support and wisdom from my fellow Planeteers might alleviate the chilling trepidation that is now haunting my existence.

We all know that Zombies are slow. I don't know why, but they are. They stumble along in their dawdling, laggard fashion and eventually trap people due to their sheer numbers and eat their brains ... at least, that's how it usually happens.

Anyway, because they move so slowly, Zombies are relatively easy to spot. If a guy is moving fast, you can be pretty sure he's not a Zombie. On the other hand, if he's shuffling along in a sluggish, dilatory fashion, you better start thinking about protecting your brain. But, here's the problem. How do you know if a turtle has gone Zombie? Those bastards are slow anyhow. Unless it's true that, when a turtle has gone Zombie, they basically just stop and fail to move at all, it's impossible to identify them based on rapidity of motion.

For that reason, we could be under threat of being brain eaten by Zombie Turtles at any time. I mean, damn. This could be bad.

FAX

Disclaimers: Sorry if re-post.