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testing ... 1, 2, 3
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Zombie Turtles
Howdy, Planeteers. This is FAX.
I'm a little worried about something so I thought I'd share my concerns here in the hope that, perhaps, some moral support and wisdom from my fellow Planeteers might alleviate the chilling trepidation that is now haunting my existence. We all know that Zombies are slow. I don't know why, but they are. They stumble along in their dawdling, laggard fashion and eventually trap people due to their sheer numbers and eat their brains ... at least, that's how it usually happens. Anyway, because they move so slowly, Zombies are relatively easy to spot. If a guy is moving fast, you can be pretty sure he's not a Zombie. On the other hand, if he's shuffling along in a sluggish, dilatory fashion, you better start thinking about protecting your brain. But, here's the problem. How do you know if a turtle has gone Zombie? Those bastards are slow anyhow. Unless it's true that, when a turtle has gone Zombie, they basically just stop and fail to move at all, it's impossible to identify them based on rapidity of motion. For that reason, we could be under threat of being brain eaten by Zombie Turtles at any time. I mean, damn. This could be bad. FAX Disclaimers: Sorry if re-post. |
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I like Turtles!!!
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Wow, he was really a dick to that kid/zombie.
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That's not the ceremonial talking stick, FAX.
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Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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LOL wow great minds think alike.
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REPOST BITCHES!!!!!
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May I suggest "terrapinidation" for future reference?
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testing ... 1, 2, 3
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Okay. If this really interesting and fascinating Turtle Zombie thread winds up in DC on account of you guys, I'm going to neg rep Mr. BigRedChief every day for a week.
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I'll take "Something a zombie turtle would post" for $200, Alex. It looks like they've already taken Mr. FAX.
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Well Fax, i think you would be able to determine if the Turtle has gone zombie by his rotting exterior. His shell may decay and fall off, which could actually make him faster.
Now, Zombie Slugs.....that's a real scary one.
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Zombie turtles would be most interested in the brains of other turtles would they not? If that is indeed the case, you have nothing to worry about. Well, I am assuming you are not a turtle yourself.
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