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In Search of a Life
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Correcting papers
Casino cash: $-770000
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Temperature is relative.
Depends on what you are used to. Yes, there is a DUH in there. for me around 30. The days were the high is -2 are the worst. This is long: THE MINNESOTA TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART >60 Above >New Jerseyites try to turn on the heat >People in Minn. plant gardens >50 Above >Californians shiver uncontrollably >People in Minn. sunbathe >40 Above >Italian and English cars won't start >People in Minn. drive with the windows down >32 Above >Distilled water freezes >Lake Mille Lacs water gets thicker >20 Above >Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats >People in Minn. throw on a flannel shirt >15 Above >Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat >People in Minn. have the last cookout before it gets too cold >Zero >People in Miami all die >Minnesotans lick the flagpole >20 Below Iowans fly away to Mexico >People in MN get out their winter coats >40 Below >Hollywood disintegrates >The Girl Scouts in MN are selling cookies door to door >60 Below >Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic >MN Boy Scouts postpone "winter Survival" classes until it gets coldenough >80 Below >Mt. St. Helen's freezes >People in MN rent some videos >100 Below >Santa Claus abandons the North Pole >Minnesotans get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg >297 Below >Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products >Cows in MN complain about farmers with cold hands >460 Below >All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin Scale) >People in MN start saying "cold nuff for ya?" >500 Below >Hell freezes over >The Minnesota Vikings win the Super Bowl . and thanks for starting other threads to take our minds off of the other issues of the day
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