Science Hypothetical: Serving as a Prison Proxy

ThaVirus · 06-11-2015, 03:51 PM

I'd do it for $1,000,000.

I'm working a dead end job with no future currently anyway. I'm good friends with the owner/GM so I could probably just put on my resume that I was still working there for the past year while serving the time. Combine that with the fact that my record stays clean and I'd really be no worse for wear by doing a bid.

I don't have kids or a wife.

As far as doing the time, I could have some issues. I'm a bit on the small side and I've been called "pretty" before. At the same time I'm not a bitch and I do lift. No one's touching my sweet ass without losing some teeth or an eyeball or something.

Truthfully, my biggest issue with being locked up would probably be the boredom/lack of freedom. I'm moody and my mind state is easily affected by weather/surroundings. 23 hours of being surrounded by concrete walls every day for 365 days would wreck my spirit.

Still, $1M tax free after all's said and done would be a huge boost. I could buy a house and my retirement fund would essentially be taken care of. I could also go back to school and get a more useful degree while not having to work and focusing more on internships and networking.

View Poll Results: What's the lowest payment you would accept to be a 1-year prison proxy?
Room and board provided? I'd do it for free.	0	0%
$1,000	0	0%
$5,000	0	0%
$10,000	0	0%
$25,000	0	0%
$50,000	0	0%
$75,000	0	0%
$100,000	0	0%
$200,000	1	2.22%
$300,000	3	6.67%
$400,000	0	0%
$500,000	6	13.33%
$1 million	10	22.22%
$2 million or more	16	35.56%
I wouldn't do it for any price. Life Free Or Die.	9	20.00%
I'm already in prison.	0	0%
I would need to interview Mr. Higginbotham first to learn more about him.	0	0%
Voters: 45. You may not vote on this poll

06-11-2015, 03:51 PM	#27
ThaVirus Searching.. Join Date: Sep 2007 Casino cash: $-1867631	I'd do it for $1,000,000. I'm working a dead end job with no future currently anyway. I'm good friends with the owner/GM so I could probably just put on my resume that I was still working there for the past year while serving the time. Combine that with the fact that my record stays clean and I'd really be no worse for wear by doing a bid. I don't have kids or a wife. As far as doing the time, I could have some issues. I'm a bit on the small side and I've been called "pretty" before. At the same time I'm not a bitch and I do lift. No one's touching my sweet ass without losing some teeth or an eyeball or something. Truthfully, my biggest issue with being locked up would probably be the boredom/lack of freedom. I'm moody and my mind state is easily affected by weather/surroundings. 23 hours of being surrounded by concrete walls every day for 365 days would wreck my spirit. Still, $1M tax free after all's said and done would be a huge boost. I could buy a house and my retirement fund would essentially be taken care of. I could also go back to school and get a more useful degree while not having to work and focusing more on internships and networking.
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