Science Hypothetical: Serving as a Prison Proxy

BucEyedPea · 06-11-2015, 04:22 PM

Will I have internet access? If so cool. I can post here all day!

But due to bodily risk $2 million.

**Rain Man** · 06-11-2015, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by BucEyedPea

Will I have internet access? If so cool. I can post here all day!

But due to bodily risk $2 million.

A women's prison? I don't think you face much bodily risk, though I hear that other prisoners may make a lot of cutting statements behind one's back.

Now, you might have to get married at some point, but I don't think that lesbian prison weddings are legally binding.

BucEyedPea · 06-12-2015, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

A women's prison? I don't think you face much bodily risk, though I hear that other prisoners may make a lot of cutting statements behind one's back.

Now, you might have to get married at some point, but I don't think that lesbian prison weddings are legally binding.

Sounds like a decent deal. Think of all that reading, graphics and artwork I could do for myself. I'd so it for $2 million. Then start a business mass producing some of my work when I got out. Plus no bills for the year while in. Oh well maybe for art materials.

**Rain Man** · 06-12-2015, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by BucEyedPea

Sounds like a decent deal. Think of all that reading, graphics and artwork I could do for myself. I'd so it for $2 million. Then start a business mass producing some of my work when I got out. Plus no bills for the year while in. Oh well maybe for art materials.

That's something I've never been clear on. If I go to prison, can I have note pads and writing implements to write a book? Can I bring books to read? Or do I have to stare at walls and give myself homemade tattoos all day? I'm not sure what's allowed.

View Poll Results: What's the lowest payment you would accept to be a 1-year prison proxy?
Room and board provided? I'd do it for free.	0	0%
$1,000	0	0%
$5,000	0	0%
$10,000	0	0%
$25,000	0	0%
$50,000	0	0%
$75,000	0	0%
$100,000	0	0%
$200,000	1	2.22%
$300,000	3	6.67%
$400,000	0	0%
$500,000	6	13.33%
$1 million	10	22.22%
$2 million or more	16	35.56%
I wouldn't do it for any price. Life Free Or Die.	9	20.00%
I'm already in prison.	0	0%
I would need to interview Mr. Higginbotham first to learn more about him.	0	0%
Voters: 45. You may not vote on this poll

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