I just mailed poop through UPS

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Originally Posted by Beef Supreme

Colon screening thing, but it just seems very strange to poop in a bucket and mail it to someone.

The National Lampoon used to have a magazine, very witty and all, and it had a true facts section with weird funny true stories in it...One was about a colon screening campaign in Miami asking people to send in samples of their poop for testing---if you paid attention to the public service ad you'd learn how to get a testing kit to send in...Many did not listen however and were pooping in to envelopes and mailing them in...Problem was highlighted at the US postal service, with these poop filled envelopes going through their automatic sorting machines