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| Ask the DC forum for advice |
   
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12 | 30.00% |
| Buy gold |
  
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10 | 25.00% |
| Call in a drone strike |
  
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5 | 12.50% |
| Call 911 or the news or somebody |
  
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2 | 5.00% |
| Cover the dungeon access hatch with a rug |
  
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6 | 15.00% |
| Delete my search history |
  
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5 | 12.50% |
| Offer them candy |
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6 | 15.00% |
| Play really loud and annoying music to drive them away |
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3 | 7.50% |
| Position the .50 cal and ammo belts |
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9 | 22.50% |
| Post my concern on nextdoor.com |
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9 | 22.50% |
| Practice my blissful breathing exercises |
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1 | 2.50% |
| Run out the back door |
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2 | 5.00% |
| See if they’re offering candy |
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11 | 27.50% |
| Send my pitbull out after quickly acquiring a pitbull |
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3 | 7.50% |
| Send my wife out to investigate |
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9 | 22.50% |
| Serpentine! |
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8 | 20.00% |
| The opposite of whatever the Branch Davidians did |
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6 | 15.00% |
| Turn on all of the radio frequency jamming systems |
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4 | 10.00% |
| Something else, you fool! I’ll explain below. |
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2 | 5.00% |
| Is it white, or is it pearl? That means different things in unmarked vans. |
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5 | 12.50% |
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Seize life. Be an ermine.
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Casino cash: $-552449
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There's a plain white van parked in front of my house.
What should I do?
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There's a plain white van parked in front of my house.
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