I've got some news!!!

[Gonzo]

Originally Posted by FAX

Don't get me wrong, Mr. Gonzo. I'm sincerely and authentically happy for you.

But, 14 years? It's none of my business, but that's a long time to wait.

FAX

Well Fax, Mrs. Gonzo and I have worked our way up from near poverty to an extremely comfortable lifestyle. We met on a blind date when we were both in our mid-teens. She is 29 and I'm 31 now and we felt as though it was finally time. She and I were wise beyond our years.

Thank you for your good wishes!!!