Woman gets ticketed for dropping f-bomb in a Walmart

[FAX]

Originally Posted by Skip Towne

I always suspected police and firemen were related. I don't trust either of them.

That's silly, Mr. Skip Towne. Firemen are good people when it comes to fires. But, just like every category of person or job, not all.

There was a guy in my home town who was on the volunteer fire department rolls. He was a valued member of the team because he was very lucky when it came to spotting fires. Anyhow, one day, he called in a fire at a barn on the outskirts of town and when the fireguys arrived at the scene with their trucks and hoses and ladders and stuff, they found an extinguished candle jammed in a bale of hay.

FAX