Confronting a cheater

[The Buddha]

Originally Posted by Saccogoo

That's a shame. Chicks dig beards. And long hair. No kidding actually. Also, learn to play the guitar. Electric. And go buy a motorcycle.

My college roommate (one of them) was a skinny, malnourished slob. But he played bass guitar and had this amazingly long, naturally wavy hair. He wasn't all that good looking and couldn't have weighed more than 140 lbs. soaking wet, but I've never seen a guy get so much action.

I play guitar, but I suck at it. You have to play the nice happy stuff for chicks to like it. I'm into the type of music women don't like, like Slipknot, Marilyn Manson, Deftones, and System of a Down... And playing guitar only works when you're good. I suck, and can't sing either. No one will ever hear me playing guitar. :-)

If you get an acoustic guitar and start singing with it you're right, you will get women. But I have my standards. I can't stand acoustic rock. The only people who can get away with that are Bob Dylan and Neil Young.

Motorcycle... yeah, I want one of those. I want a Kawasaki Ninja 250. I would probably kill myself on anything more, cause I like to drive WAY too fast for something like a 600.