Life Confronting a cheater

The Buddha · 02-17-2009, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Saccogoo

That's a shame. Chicks dig beards. And long hair. No kidding actually. Also, learn to play the guitar. Electric. And go buy a motorcycle.

My college roommate (one of them) was a skinny, malnourished slob. But he played bass guitar and had this amazingly long, naturally wavy hair. He wasn't all that good looking and couldn't have weighed more than 140 lbs. soaking wet, but I've never seen a guy get so much action.

I play guitar, but I suck at it. You have to play the nice happy stuff for chicks to like it. I'm into the type of music women don't like, like Slipknot, Marilyn Manson, Deftones, and System of a Down... And playing guitar only works when you're good. I suck, and can't sing either. No one will ever hear me playing guitar. :-)

If you get an acoustic guitar and start singing with it you're right, you will get women. But I have my standards. I can't stand acoustic rock. The only people who can get away with that are Bob Dylan and Neil Young.

Motorcycle... yeah, I want one of those. I want a Kawasaki Ninja 250. I would probably kill myself on anything more, cause I like to drive WAY too fast for something like a 600.

Saccopoo · 02-17-2009, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

I play guitar, but I suck at it. You have to play the nice happy stuff for chicks to like it. I'm into the type of music women don't like, like Slipknot, Marilyn Manson, Deftones, and System of a Down... And playing guitar only works when you're good. I suck, and can't sing either. No one will ever hear me playing guitar. :-)

If you get an acoustic guitar and start singing with it you're right, you will get women. But I have my standards. I can't stand acoustic rock. The only people who can get away with that are Bob Dylan and Neil Young.

Motorcycle... yeah, I want one of those. I want a Kawasaki Ninja 250. I would probably kill myself on anything more, cause I like to drive WAY too fast for something like a 600.

Dude! You are half way there. Go a little more poppy with your rock and you are money! Something like Nickleback and you are gold. Electric gets way more ass than acoustic. I don't know how many coeds are into Opeth and Children of Bodom. Not much I would think.

The Buddha · 02-18-2009, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Saccogoo

Dude! You are half way there. Go a little more poppy with your rock and you are money! Something like Nickleback and you are gold. Electric gets way more ass than acoustic. I don't know how many coeds are into Opeth and Children of Bodom. Not much I would think.

Nickelback makes me throw up. Has ever since I heard Hero...

I JUST CAN'T DO IT!!!

Saccopoo · 02-18-2009, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by The Buddha

Nickelback makes me throw up. Has ever since I heard Hero...

I JUST CAN'T DO IT!!!

I'm sorry, but co-eds just don't give it up for Dimmu Borgir. You are going to have to suck it up and make the sacrifice. Either that or go Indy. Start learning some Animal Collective tunes in case power pop doesn't work out.

The Buddha · 02-18-2009, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Saccogoo

Dude! You are half way there. Go a little more poppy with your rock and you are money! Something like Nickleback and you are gold. Electric gets way more ass than acoustic. I don't know how many coeds are into Opeth and Children of Bodom. Not much I would think.

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Originally Posted by Saccogoo

I'm sorry, but co-eds just don't give it up for Dimmu Borgir. You are going to have to suck it up and make the sacrifice. Either that or go Indy. Start learning some Animal Collective tunes in case power pop doesn't work out.

So much for being myself... :-(

I hear you though. Thanks for the advice. Now if I could only improve my social skills...lol!

Saccopoo · 02-18-2009, 12:42 AM

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So much for being myself... :-(

I hear you though. Thanks for the advice. Now if I could only improve my social skills...lol!

Have you watched that show "The Wingman" on FLN (Fine Living Network)? Kind of silly, but it might point you in the right direction. Give you a couple of ideas to wrap your head around. I was watching it while I was running on the treadmill at the gym tonight and there were a couple of things that made me nod my head in agreement.

The Buddha · 02-18-2009, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Saccogoo

Have you watched that show "The Wingman" on FLN (Fine Living Network)? Kind of silly, but it might point you in the right direction. Give you a couple of ideas to wrap your head around. I was watching it while I was running on the treadmill at the gym tonight and there were a couple of things that made me nod my head in agreement.

:-) Thanks.