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[Baby Lee]

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

SR, it sucks, but the most talented artists are generally never the most commercially successful ones.

Your most successful music acts are always going to be the Britney Spears' Katy Perrys and Coldplays of the world.

Your most monetarily successful writers will always be the cock****ing John Grishams, James Patterson, and Dean ****s of the world

Now, your most successful standups are the Dane Cooks and Carlos Mencias.

It ****ing sucks, but you have to realize that most people are vapid and moronic and appealing to the lowest common denominator is the most successful from a fiscal standpoint.

You're the guy who hates his former favorite band the instant they get recognized, aren't you?

Yeah, Patton Oswalt is a cocksucking prettyboy. Elvis Costello skated on his Britney Spears sexiness. Artie Lang has a bestseller because he pumps out pablum for the masses.

Enjoy what you enjoy for what it is, and forget all the useless resentments.