WTF is Twilight? And WTF is up with the Hype?

[KCChiefsMan]

I never read the book, I did rent the movie and I thought it SUCKED BAWLS.
**spoiler**
It was like, new girl from a big city in a small town first day at school, she's pale and the single vampire craves her blood and acts real weird around her, then he leaves for a while to think about it and all of the sudden they are madly in love, head over heels. He takes her up a tree and she wants to do him then there are these bad vampires who eat people and they all have a fight, then at the end she wants to be a vampire too!