What's the worst sex you've ever had?

[Stewie]

Originally Posted by Phobia

A gal flew to Houston to meet me once. I knew her from a tech conference and remembered her to be moderately attractive... She arrived and I picked her up at the airport. Wasn't attracted to her in the slightest. I mean, she wasn't repulsive or anything. But I know that she flew a long way so I took care of business after some liquid encouragement.

I nearly had to fake it. Afterwards, I was a little loopy and couldn't believe I had hit it so I'm sitting in the hotel laughing hysterically. She probably thought I was crazy.

That takes some mental magic. I think this falls under the adage, "No one looks at the mantel when poking the fire."