Advice please

[Delano]

Guys, I'm ****ing sick of this. I'm almost 20 and
haven't been able to score a better job than a
****ing cook at a local fast food joint. What
makes it worse is that I live in a small town so
business is pretty limited, and where I work is
the only place that'll hire high school graduates.
I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually
drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've
ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only
other co-worker ****ing hates my guts. I have
repressed lust for one of my best friends too;
she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern
bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been
friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend,
besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only
hanging around me because he is mentally
challenged. I guess he's the only one that can
tolerate me. And what makes this all ****ing
worse is that I live in a ****ing pineapple under
the sea.
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