Football The Onion's 2010 NFL Season Preview

**RealSNR** · 09-07-2010, 02:47 PM

Go to the link for all the teams. Here's the AFCW

http://www.theonion.com/articles/oni...18023/?slide=4

Denver Broncos

Strength: Excellent cornerbacks and safeties will provide sure tackling of running backs who are eluding the defensive front seven and rushing untouched into the secondary

Weakness: Keep trading for other teams' shitty quarterbacks

Player To Watch: Brady Quinn should have an interesting year, as he has been vigorously studying the Denver phone book

Intangibles: Whole team is going to see Phil Lesh and Bob Weir at Red Rocks after its week-three loss to the Colts

Oakland Raiders

Strength: Just nice to see them outside getting some fresh air

Weakness: As a team, every single player on this roster ****ing sucks

Player To Watch: Quarterback Jason Campbell is an experienced loser and is not going to mope around and act all depressed when team loses eight or nine straight games

Biggest Question: If Tom Cable isn't fired during or after the season, will Al Davis get rid of him by drowning him in the Gatorade container?

San Diego Chargers

Strength: Unmatched at dominating the competition all season long and then dramatically losing in their first playoff game

Weakness: Nate Kaeding purposely kicks field goals wide right or left, as he hates football

Intangibles: Injuries on both sides of the ball continue to hurt the Chargers as players get stabbed with the points or slam the wide part into their faces

Biggest Question: Is this the year Shaun Phillips and Shawne Merriman get a consistent spelling on their first names?

Kansas City Chiefs

Strength: Quarterback Matt Cassel feels satisfied whether receivers catch or drop his passes; easy schedule as team plays seven games in the CFL this season

Weakness: Offense continues to struggle when trying to huddle up, with most of the players being overpowered and ending up on the ground

Player To Watch: In need of a solid season to become a potential holdout, wide receiver Dwayne Bowe is finally trying a little

Biggest Question: Will new offensive coordinator Charlie Weis actually explode after a big lunch?

09-07-2010, 02:47 PM	Topic Starter
RealSNR Special Teams ACE!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Where the hell is SNR Casino cash: $-1534792	The Onion's 2010 NFL Season Preview Go to the link for all the teams. Here's the AFCW http://www.theonion.com/articles/oni...18023/?slide=4 Denver Broncos Strength: Excellent cornerbacks and safeties will provide sure tackling of running backs who are eluding the defensive front seven and rushing untouched into the secondary Weakness: Keep trading for other teams' shitty quarterbacks Player To Watch: Brady Quinn should have an interesting year, as he has been vigorously studying the Denver phone book Intangibles: Whole team is going to see Phil Lesh and Bob Weir at Red Rocks after its week-three loss to the Colts Oakland Raiders Strength: Just nice to see them outside getting some fresh air Weakness: As a team, every single player on this roster **ing sucks Player To Watch: Quarterback Jason Campbell is an experienced loser and is not going to mope around and act all depressed when team loses eight or nine straight games Biggest Question: If Tom Cable isn't fired during or after the season, will Al Davis get rid of him by drowning him in the Gatorade container? San Diego Chargers Strength: Unmatched at dominating the competition all season long and then dramatically losing in their first playoff game Weakness: Nate Kaeding purposely kicks field goals wide right or left, as he hates football Intangibles: Injuries on both sides of the ball continue to hurt the Chargers as players get stabbed with the points or slam the wide part into their faces Biggest Question: Is this the year Shaun Phillips and Shawne Merriman get a consistent spelling on their first names? Kansas City Chiefs** Strength: Quarterback Matt Cassel feels satisfied whether receivers catch or drop his passes; easy schedule as team plays seven games in the CFL this season Weakness: Offense continues to struggle when trying to huddle up, with most of the players being overpowered and ending up on the ground Player To Watch: In need of a solid season to become a potential holdout, wide receiver Dwayne Bowe is finally trying a little Biggest Question: Will new offensive coordinator Charlie Weis actually explode after a big lunch?
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