Local weather douches who interrupt football games

[Bob Dole]

Originally Posted by Bugeater

It's still horseshit. If there's a dangerous storm coming, what more do people need to know other than they need to take cover?

Back in 1975, an F4 tornado came within a 1/2 mile of where I lived. When we were notified of the storm, we grabbed a radio and headed to the basement. We didn't glue ourselves to the local TV station for coverage.

But if you've grabbed a mattress and are covered, cowering in your tub because you're in the warning area, how the hell are you going to watch the GAME?

Seriously. Bob Dole will bring an extra case of perspective to next year's bash.