Ryan Braun tests positive for PED

[DJ's left nut]

Originally Posted by TheGuardian

Would taking steroids make you better at xbox 360 games?

So you're not going to answer the question?

Again -

1) Does increased strength not improve batspeed?
2) Does improved batspeed not increase your ability to hit a breaking ball?

If you answer no to either of these questions, please show your work.

C'mon big timer, surely anyone that's going to go apeshit anytime someone disagree with him is capable of constructing a cogent counter-argument, as opposed to just tossing out useless straw-men. Surely you can dissect this clearly asinine argument I've put together. I went right ahead and broke it down into component parts for you to make it extra easy.

Let's see what you've got, Al.