RUMOR: Bugeater

**Kyle DeLexus** · 04-16-2012, 07:13 PM

BREAKING NEWS
It is being reported that Peyton Manning had a homosexual relationship with a man that goes by the name Bugeater. According to our sources, this relationship started in 2004 and lasted until sometime in late 2007.

This Bugeater was a traveling sex furniture salesman (http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=132476 this was obviously him spamming the board trying to boast sales) that met Manning at an erotic asphyxiation seminar in Omaha, Nebraska. The two instantly connected and began a relationship that a mutual friend of theirs called “true butt-pirate love”.

We have recently heard of a alleged Brett Farve style picture that Bugeater sent to Manning on November 6, 2005, the day before Manning threw for 321 yards and 3 TD’s against the New England Patriots. The picture was accompanied with the following text. “GL bby, if you throw over 300 yards 2morrow I’ll give u a special treat

*”

Here is our artists rendition of said picture.

Their relationship went fine until early 2007 when Bugeater foreshadowed the end when he wrote on a message board called chiefsplanet.com “Peyton knows the heartbreak is coming” and “You know it's all about Peyton.” (http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....&postcount=848 and http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....8&postcount=30) When asked to expand on those comments, a random twitter friend of Bugeater’s said “he was depressed from some drunken bitch crashing into his mother-in-law’s house and just wasn’t himself.” (http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=150163 ) A few months after those comments, Bugeater went to work to find a coworker sleeping at the office for the second time in 6 months (original thread found here http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=143851) Instead of waking him up or even telling a supervisor, Bugeater raped him on his favorite liberator ramp. Although the charges were later dropped due to lack of evidence (small penis), Peyton had had enough.

Another of our artist's renditions of the crime scene.

After one last post-rape fling which Bugeater described as “a nonstop Manning crotch fondle until kickoff” (http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....4&postcount=11), Manning broke it off. A heartbroken Bugeater made it known that Peyton had found another guy in another cp.com statement, “John Madden wastes no time attaching his lips to Peyton's knob” (http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....87&postcount=2)

It is widely speculated that Bugeater may have had other romances with NFL players including New England Patriot’s QB Tom Brady. When asked in an interview which of his former cock jugglers was the better lover, Bugeater replied, “Who is "you guys"? I've never thought Brady was better than Manning.” (http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....76&postcount=3)
When asked for a comment on this story, Bugeater simply responded, “Die in a fire, n00b!

” Peyton Manning and Tom Brady did not respond to text messages asking for comments.

04-16-2012, 07:13 PM	Topic Starter
Kyle DeLexus Opie and Anthony XM 105 Join Date: Nov 2008 Casino cash: $10002400	RUMOR: Bugeater BREAKING NEWS It is being reported that Peyton Manning had a homosexual relationship with a man that goes by the name Bugeater. According to our sources, this relationship started in 2004 and lasted until sometime in late 2007. This Bugeater was a traveling sex furniture salesman (http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=132476 this was obviously him spamming the board trying to boast sales) that met Manning at an erotic asphyxiation seminar in Omaha, Nebraska. The two instantly connected and began a relationship that a mutual friend of theirs called “true butt-pirate love”. We have recently heard of a alleged Brett Farve style picture that Bugeater sent to Manning on November 6, 2005, the day before Manning threw for 321 yards and 3 TD’s against the New England Patriots. The picture was accompanied with the following text. “GL bby, if you throw over 300 yards 2morrow I’ll give u a special treat *” Here is our artists rendition of said picture. Their relationship went fine until early 2007 when Bugeater foreshadowed the end when he wrote on a message board called chiefsplanet.com “Peyton knows the heartbreak is coming” and “You know it's all about Peyton.” (http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....&postcount=848 and http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....8&postcount=30) When asked to expand on those comments, a random twitter friend of Bugeater’s said “he was depressed from some drunken bitch crashing into his mother-in-law’s house and just wasn’t himself.” (http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=150163 ) A few months after those comments, Bugeater went to work to find a coworker sleeping at the office for the second time in 6 months (original thread found here http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=143851) Instead of waking him up or even telling a supervisor, Bugeater raped him on his favorite liberator ramp. Although the charges were later dropped due to lack of evidence (small penis), Peyton had had enough. Another of our artist's renditions of the crime scene. After one last post-rape fling which Bugeater described as “a nonstop Manning crotch fondle until kickoff” (http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....4&postcount=11), Manning broke it off. A heartbroken Bugeater made it known that Peyton had found another guy in another cp.com statement, “John Madden wastes no time attaching his lips to Peyton's knob” (http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....87&postcount=2) It is widely speculated that Bugeater may have had other romances with NFL players including New England Patriot’s QB Tom Brady. When asked in an interview which of his former cock jugglers was the better lover, Bugeater replied, “Who is "you guys"? I've never thought Brady was better than Manning.” (http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....76&postcount=3) When asked for a comment on this story, Bugeater simply responded, “Die in a fire, n00b! ” Peyton Manning and Tom Brady did not respond to text messages asking for comments.
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