RUMOR: Bugeater

**Kyle DeLexus** · 04-16-2012, 07:13 PM

BREAKING NEWS
It is being reported that Peyton Manning had a homosexual relationship with a man that goes by the name Bugeater. According to our sources, this relationship started in 2004 and lasted until sometime in late 2007.

This Bugeater was a traveling sex furniture salesman (http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=132476 this was obviously him spamming the board trying to boast sales) that met Manning at an erotic asphyxiation seminar in Omaha, Nebraska. The two instantly connected and began a relationship that a mutual friend of theirs called “true butt-pirate love”.

We have recently heard of a alleged Brett Farve style picture that Bugeater sent to Manning on November 6, 2005, the day before Manning threw for 321 yards and 3 TD’s against the New England Patriots. The picture was accompanied with the following text. “GL bby, if you throw over 300 yards 2morrow I’ll give u a special treat

*”

Here is our artists rendition of said picture.

Their relationship went fine until early 2007 when Bugeater foreshadowed the end when he wrote on a message board called chiefsplanet.com “Peyton knows the heartbreak is coming” and “You know it's all about Peyton.” (http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....&postcount=848 and http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....8&postcount=30) When asked to expand on those comments, a random twitter friend of Bugeater’s said “he was depressed from some drunken bitch crashing into his mother-in-law’s house and just wasn’t himself.” (http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=150163 ) A few months after those comments, Bugeater went to work to find a coworker sleeping at the office for the second time in 6 months (original thread found here http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=143851) Instead of waking him up or even telling a supervisor, Bugeater raped him on his favorite liberator ramp. Although the charges were later dropped due to lack of evidence (small penis), Peyton had had enough.

Another of our artist's renditions of the crime scene.

After one last post-rape fling which Bugeater described as “a nonstop Manning crotch fondle until kickoff” (http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....4&postcount=11), Manning broke it off. A heartbroken Bugeater made it known that Peyton had found another guy in another cp.com statement, “John Madden wastes no time attaching his lips to Peyton's knob” (http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....87&postcount=2)

It is widely speculated that Bugeater may have had other romances with NFL players including New England Patriot’s QB Tom Brady. When asked in an interview which of his former cock jugglers was the better lover, Bugeater replied, “Who is "you guys"? I've never thought Brady was better than Manning.” (http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....76&postcount=3)
When asked for a comment on this story, Bugeater simply responded, “Die in a fire, n00b!

” Peyton Manning and Tom Brady did not respond to text messages asking for comments.

**Bugeater** · 04-16-2012, 07:17 PM

Well shit. I hope everyone didn't put that much work into their rumors or I'm going to be in trouble.

**bevischief** · 04-16-2012, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bugeater

Well shit. I hope everyone didn't put that much work into their rumors or I'm going to be in trouble.

Yes you are...

**Bugeater** · 04-16-2012, 07:25 PM

I'm in trouble anyway. But you gotta admit the phrase “nonstop Manning crotch fondle” is pretty freaking funny. You all should go rep me for that comment.

**Buck** · 04-16-2012, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus

That's not Bugeater bending over.

No jorts.

**Kyle DeLexus** · 04-16-2012, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck

That's not Bugeater bending over.

No jorts.

Bugeater is the wearing a sleeveless Manning jersey shirt and camo shorts with the camo hat.

**Buck** · 04-16-2012, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus

Bugeater is the wearing a sleeveless Manning jersey shirt and camo shorts with the camo hat.

Oh, well still, if there aren't jorts, it's not Bugeater.

**Kyle DeLexus** · 04-16-2012, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck

Oh, well still, if there aren't jorts, it's not Bugeater.

I was going to do jorts, but the blue and blue clashed so I decided to go camo. Shoulda went with a white jersey shirt and jorts.

threebag · 04-16-2012, 07:46 PM

And censored said perpetrators photo with a triangle.

Dr. Johnny Fever · 04-16-2012, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by threebag02

And censored said perpetrators photo with a triangle.

public school?

**Kyle DeLexus** · 04-16-2012, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by threebag02

And censored said perpetrators photo with a triangle.

The triangle is a over-sized liberator ramp, bro.

**Bugeater** · 04-16-2012, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buck

Oh, well still, if there aren't jorts, it's not Bugeater.

This is true. Looks like the judges will have to throw this one out on a technicality. Hell of an effort though Kyle, allow me to e-pat you on the back bro.

Sofa King · 04-16-2012, 07:57 PM

Wow man. This is really good. Good job.

**The Franchise** · 04-16-2012, 07:58 PM

Don't worry......mine sucks.

KurtCobain · 04-16-2012, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence

Don't worry......mine sucks.

You wanna make a thread fire yours? All the ones I got via pm I'm just dumping in one thread, won't look as attractive.

04-16-2012, 07:13 PM
Kyle DeLexus Opie and Anthony XM 105 Join Date: Nov 2008 Casino cash: $10002400	RUMOR: Bugeater BREAKING NEWS It is being reported that Peyton Manning had a homosexual relationship with a man that goes by the name Bugeater. According to our sources, this relationship started in 2004 and lasted until sometime in late 2007. This Bugeater was a traveling sex furniture salesman (http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=132476 this was obviously him spamming the board trying to boast sales) that met Manning at an erotic asphyxiation seminar in Omaha, Nebraska. The two instantly connected and began a relationship that a mutual friend of theirs called “true butt-pirate love”. We have recently heard of a alleged Brett Farve style picture that Bugeater sent to Manning on November 6, 2005, the day before Manning threw for 321 yards and 3 TD’s against the New England Patriots. The picture was accompanied with the following text. “GL bby, if you throw over 300 yards 2morrow I’ll give u a special treat *” Here is our artists rendition of said picture. Their relationship went fine until early 2007 when Bugeater foreshadowed the end when he wrote on a message board called chiefsplanet.com “Peyton knows the heartbreak is coming” and “You know it's all about Peyton.” (http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....&postcount=848 and http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....8&postcount=30) When asked to expand on those comments, a random twitter friend of Bugeater’s said “he was depressed from some drunken bitch crashing into his mother-in-law’s house and just wasn’t himself.” (http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=150163 ) A few months after those comments, Bugeater went to work to find a coworker sleeping at the office for the second time in 6 months (original thread found here http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=143851) Instead of waking him up or even telling a supervisor, Bugeater raped him on his favorite liberator ramp. Although the charges were later dropped due to lack of evidence (small penis), Peyton had had enough. Another of our artist's renditions of the crime scene. After one last post-rape fling which Bugeater described as “a nonstop Manning crotch fondle until kickoff” (http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....4&postcount=11), Manning broke it off. A heartbroken Bugeater made it known that Peyton had found another guy in another cp.com statement, “John Madden wastes no time attaching his lips to Peyton's knob” (http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....87&postcount=2) It is widely speculated that Bugeater may have had other romances with NFL players including New England Patriot’s QB Tom Brady. When asked in an interview which of his former cock jugglers was the better lover, Bugeater replied, “Who is "you guys"? I've never thought Brady was better than Manning.” (http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost....76&postcount=3) When asked for a comment on this story, Bugeater simply responded, “Die in a fire, n00b! ” Peyton Manning and Tom Brady did not respond to text messages asking for comments.
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04-16-2012, 07:17 PM	#2
Bugeater The Maintenance Guy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate Casino cash: $3992680	Well shit. I hope everyone didn't put that much work into their rumors or I'm going to be in trouble.
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04-16-2012, 07:25 PM	#4
Bugeater The Maintenance Guy Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate Casino cash: $3992680	I'm in trouble anyway. But you gotta admit the phrase “nonstop Manning crotch fondle” is pretty freaking funny. You all should go rep me for that comment.
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04-16-2012, 07:57 PM	#13
Sofa King Bump it Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Dakota Casino cash: $-220000 VARSITY	Wow man. This is really good. Good job.
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04-16-2012, 07:58 PM	#14
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