It's Chiefs planet Poetry jam-Dammit

[gblowfish]

Oh, well damn, if we're going to do limericks...

"There once was a fellow named Sutter,
Who had a most terrible Stutter.
He ordered some H-Ham,
and some Juh-juh-juh Jam,
And some buh buh buh...
buh buh buh butter!"

"There once was a Senator from Mass,
Who was trollin' around for some ass;
He lucked out and found it,
He f***ed up and drowned it,
And THAT was the end of HIS ass!"

"There once was a fellow named Manny,
Who stuck his long d*** up his fanny.
What's he shouting about?
He can't get it out!
He can't s**t, he can't piss...it's uncanny!"