Man Receives Call From Scammer and Proceeds to Waste his Time

[Iowanian]

I heckle these bastards until the shit out of their faces every time they call.


I was getting quite a few from the "Microsoft " people saving me from a virus. I'd play dumb, ask questions and feign concern.....they'd get annoyed eventually as they tried to get me to hit the start button so they could remote in....

One of my go to lines is to have trouble finding the window button....by the shift and cntrl......eventually is suggest the only button I see is the "go **** your mother key".....and then get the same bullshit as this guy. Then I pour it on until they hang up. They've threatened to kill me before.

Sometimes I have to put them "on hold" for a second. I think I will sing the national anthem from now on.

This guy is right....every time you waste their time...they aren't scamming an old lady.