Man Receives Call From Scammer and Proceeds to Waste his Time

[loochy]

I sometimes get calls.

I don't answer them.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Originally Posted by loochy

I sometimes get calls.

I don't answer them.

Answer in Wrassler voices. Good times.

[loochy]

Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball

Answer in Wrassler voices. Good times.

HOOOO KOGAN

I, HO...KOGAN, have a question...to answer your question. As you, Ho Kogan, call to...SCAM ME...by conventional means, the normals you travel with experience malfunctions. As you realize ALL THAT IS LEFT is total self-destruction, do you, Ho Kogan, show self-pity? DO YOU, Ho Kogan, try to reason why? Do you, Ho Kogan, try and comfort the normals that have even more fear than you?

Or do you, Ho Kogan, kick the doors out? Kick the cockpit door down. Take the two pilots that have already made the sacrifice so that you can face the challenge. Dispose of them, Ho Kogan. Assume the controls, Ho Kogan. SHOVE THAT CONTROL INTO A NOSEDIVE, HO KOGAN! Push yourself to total self-dstruction. As you realize, Ho Kogan, you are about to enter a world close to Parts Unknown. Ah, smell it, scammers. Do you, Ho Kogan, look for a place to hide? Or do you, Ho Kogan, face the challenge that may be more powerful than EVEN YOU ARE, HO KOGAN!

You, Ho Kogan, must self-destruct so that you will know, Ho Kogan, who is...The Chosen One. FOR HO KOGAN, I am not the Chosen One...that you speak of. I am not. I, Ho Kogan, am...the only...one...


*SNORT*