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Old 07-18-2018, 10:38 AM  
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Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 26 - MIAdragon versus Hangin'WithMahomes
Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.


Venue - On a short school bus (no kids present) that is traveling on a 35 mph street with frequent stoplights
Starting Distance - 25 feet

MIAdragon

Main Weapon - Flail (handle with a chain and spiked metal ball on the chain)
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 14 Minutes
Special Factors - Three giggling sorority girls in their underwear will attack you constantly with pillows beginning at t=0.

Hangin'WithMahomes

Main Weapon - Small Ball Peen Hammer
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 11 Minutes
Special Factors - You and your opponent are both on 24-inch drywaller stilts that cannot be removed.
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Old 07-18-2018, 02:23 PM   #31
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Attention all you moron's voting for Hangin'WithMahomes.

This is a small ball peen hammer. Ain't nobody killing anybody with that thing.
You could if you held it by the hammer part and jabbed the handle into his ear or eye.

That said, I voted for MIA.
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Old 07-18-2018, 02:33 PM   #32
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You could if you held it by the hammer part and jabbed the handle into his ear or eye.

That said, I voted for MIA.
Yeah, good luck avoiding getting your skull bashed in by the flail while you try that.
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Old 07-18-2018, 02:35 PM   #33
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Attention all you morons voting for Hangin'WithMahomes.

This is a small ball peen hammer. Ain't nobody killing anybody with that thing.
Would you like to test that theory? I will meet you anywhere of your choosing and you let me beat you unmercifully with a small ball peen hammer. If you don't die after 10 minutes of me smacking you around with the hammer, you win. If you die, I win.
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Old 07-18-2018, 02:37 PM   #34
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Yeah, good luck avoiding getting your skull bashed in by the flail while you try that.
I guess if you could get to him while he distracted by being attacked by the sorority girls. Or if you're better on stilts, knock him down, and he drops his weapon.
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Old 07-18-2018, 02:39 PM   #35
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I guess if you could get to him while he distracted by being attacked by the sorority girls. Or if you're better on stilts, knock him down, and he drops his weapon.
Or you could drop to the floor as you use the seats (or a sorority girl) to shield you, crawl under until you get to him, trip him, and then attack with the hammer all while he was too stunned or distracted by the sorority girls to know what the hell was going on.

Okay, I'm getting a little more creative on this one....lol.
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Old 07-18-2018, 02:57 PM   #36
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Attention all you morons voting for Hangin'WithMahomes.

This is a small ball peen hammer. Ain't nobody killing anybody with that thing.
Nobody is swinging anything on a bus wearing drywall stilts. So I voted for the dude not getting hit by sorority girls.
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Old 07-18-2018, 03:13 PM   #37
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Could not vote against the creator of the greatest thread in CP history. MIAdragon gets my vote. Condolences to Hangin'WithMahomes. Speaking of the greatest thread, an extra kudos for Rain Man's choice of MIAdragon's weapon. Deliberate or not, Gogo Yubari would approve.

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Old 07-18-2018, 03:22 PM   #38
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Attention all you morons voting for Hangin'WithMahomes.This is a small ball peen hammer. Ain't nobody killing anybody with that thing.


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MIAdragon dispatches Hangin'WithMahomes and then takes the sorority girls to the back of the bus to finish the pillow fight. MIAdragon moves on to Round 2.
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Old 07-20-2018, 01:52 PM   #40
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Old 07-21-2018, 08:12 PM   #42
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Could not vote against the creator of the greatest thread in CP history. MIAdragon gets my vote. Condolences to Hangin'WithMahomes. Speaking of the greatest thread, an extra kudos for Rain Man's choice of MIAdragon's weapon. Deliberate or not, Gogo Yubari would approve.
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