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MIAdragon 27 64.29%
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Old 07-18-2018, 10:38 AM  
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Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 26 - MIAdragon versus Hangin'WithMahomes
Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.


Venue - On a short school bus (no kids present) that is traveling on a 35 mph street with frequent stoplights
Starting Distance - 25 feet

MIAdragon

Main Weapon - Flail (handle with a chain and spiked metal ball on the chain)
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 14 Minutes
Special Factors - Three giggling sorority girls in their underwear will attack you constantly with pillows beginning at t=0.

Hangin'WithMahomes

Main Weapon - Small Ball Peen Hammer
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 11 Minutes
Special Factors - You and your opponent are both on 24-inch drywaller stilts that cannot be removed.
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Old 07-18-2018, 11:27 AM   #16
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I'm pretty sure that will change in time. That's why I came to CP where all of the guys have 10" dongs, date super models, and are 6'4" tall.
If I read the forum rules correctly I need 100 posts for the 10", and then I get my first super model at 1,000.
You'll need to be here 1 year on top of the 100 posts at which time you'll get a PM with directions to be verified for the 10" penis.

Just follow the directions and look for the sign written in crayon that reads "CP Penis Measuring Room" on the hotel door.

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Old 07-18-2018, 11:33 AM   #17
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I'm pretty sure that will change in time. That's why I came to CP where all of the guys have 10" dongs, date super models, and are 6'4" tall.
If I read the forum rules correctly I need 100 posts for the 10", and then I get my first super model at 1,000.
I reached 1000 posts and no super model has arrived yet.
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Old 07-18-2018, 11:34 AM   #18
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I reached 1000 posts and no super model has arrived yet.
You should PM Bob Dole
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Old 07-18-2018, 11:37 AM   #19
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I reached 1000 posts and no super model has arrived yet.
Posts with errors in spelling or grammar don't count, so maybe you had some typos. Go back and review each post and make any necessary corrections.
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Old 07-18-2018, 11:39 AM   #20
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Are the sorority girls hot? Because there are fat hogs out there?

I will take the flail all day.
One is Kathy Bates.

This place is slipping.
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Old 07-18-2018, 11:59 AM   #21
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Is there even 25 feet of space on a short bus?

And to be on 24 inch stilts?
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Old 07-18-2018, 12:28 PM   #22
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Are the sorority girls on stilts too? That would be really entertaining.
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Old 07-18-2018, 12:29 PM   #23
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Old 07-18-2018, 01:02 PM   #24
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MIA easily dispatches Hangin and then has his way with the 3 girls.
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I'm pretty sure that will change in time. That's why I came to CP where all of the guys have 10" dongs, date super models, and are 6'4" tall.
If I read the forum rules correctly I need 100 posts for the 10", and then I get my first super model at 1,000.
This guy gets it.
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Old 07-18-2018, 01:23 PM   #26
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Old 07-18-2018, 01:35 PM   #27
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Old 07-18-2018, 01:53 PM   #28
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Old 07-18-2018, 02:08 PM   #29
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Old 07-18-2018, 02:18 PM   #30
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Attention all you morons voting for Hangin'WithMahomes.

This is a small ball peen hammer. Ain't nobody killing anybody with that thing.

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