Small Businesses of CP - Help us by letting us help you

[dlphg9]

Someone had a good idea in another thread. DaFace, a top 10 mod on this site, seemed cool with it. DaFace thought itd be best to not post contact info or business name in here, but what your business does and if someone needs your services they can PM you. If you want your business added to OP you can PM me exactly what you want posted or post in thread and I will copy and paste. If we get enough interest maybe we can get this stickied.

Edit - Please let me know if you are serious. I can catch most of the fake stuff, but some sound kinda crazy but also could be real.

Dlphg9 - General Contractor - We specialize in insurance claims. We do roofing and guttering. We will work in eastern KS and the west half of MO. We stay busy with local stuff, but can always use more work especially now, with all this coronavirus stuff and before the last 2 days haven't had much in the way of hail. We had some good hail the last couple of days and just because your roof isn't leaking right now doesn't mean it isn't damaged, so if you haven't had your roof looked at in the last few years reach out to me via PM. We take care of everything besides calling in the claim. Alot of people have been paying for decades and never use their home owners insurance, so you might as well get some of that money back by having them pay for a new roof. If you have any questions at all reach out to me.

Even if you don't personally need something done I will give $100 if you can get me in touch with someone and it leads to a job. I will also donate $100 for each job that comes from here to CP.

DaFace & Rainman - It's probably unlikely that anyone here would need it, but if anyone ever needs help with market research (surveys, focus groups, demographic modeling, etc.), give Rain Man or I a shout.

Mililo4cpa - I run the consulting department for a small business management consulting firm.....we only work with privately held companies. Our general consulting client is between $20M - $30M in revenue, 20-30 employees, but certainly have done much smaller clients and some significantly larger.

Most clients are contractors or manufacturers, but plenty of distribution, automotive (dealers and repair shops), retail, restaurants, etc.

We look at all aspects of the business: Financial, Organizational, Operations, and Sales/Marketing. Most clients are family owned businesses or small partnerships, peppered in with some sole proprietors....

There is more that I could say, but in the essence of not giving away too much information, I'll relegate it to PMs

[lewdog]

Originally Posted by dlphg9

Underlayment/felt is definitely a roofing component and it is fairly common to have to replace the underlayment on tile roofs. Im assuming he has an organic natural felt that turns to shit after its been on the roof awhile.

This exactly. Underlayment is the felt. Commonly replaced here as tile roofs can last 100 years but the AZ heat warps/cracks the “underlayment.”

[BigRedChief]

Originally Posted by 2112

Your resume will blow up the server. Please post a link to a pdf.

Thanks!

none of you ****ers can afford my rates.

[2bikemike]

Originally Posted by DaFace

I actually know a guy who was a certified BBQ judge. Apparently it's a thing.

I don't personally know any judges but I do know its a thing. I should look into it for real. I am always up for a free meal! Especially when its BBQ!

[Trivers]

Originally Posted by burt

This may come as a complete surprise, but I sell GMC, Buick and used vehicles. Occasionally....a unicorn.

Any talk about a Yukon/Tahoe EV? I love my '13 Yukon (better than a LandRover) and hanging onto it until EV.

[Why Not?]

Originally Posted by lewdog

This exactly. Underlayment is the felt. Commonly replaced here as tile roofs can last 100 years but the AZ heat warps/cracks the “underlayment.”

Literally going through this. Literally as in the roofers show up tomorrow. My pad is a couple hundred Sq feet less than yours and I know the owners of the company but it’s still gonna cost me close to $12K. Insurance wouldn’t do shit in regards to the roof but I did have some water damage on the interior drywall in the garage due to a roof leak and Am Fam paid about $4K to get that fixed. So I’ve got that going for me, which is nice.

[lewdog]

Originally Posted by Why Not?

Literally going through this. Literally as in the roofers show up tomorrow. My pad is a couple hundred Sq feet less than yours and I know the owners of the company but it’s still gonna cost me close to $12K. Insurance wouldn’t do shit in regards to the roof but I did have some water damage on the interior drywall in the garage due to a roof leak and Am Fam paid about $4K to get that fixed. So I’ve got that going for me, which is nice.

F Word.

Sounds like my quote isn't far off then.

So the insurance paid to fix the roof enough to stop leak but you need a whole new roof anyway?

[Why Not?]

Originally Posted by lewdog

F Word.

Sounds like my quote isn't far off then.

So the insurance paid to fix the roof enough to stop leak but you need a whole new roof anyway?

I know. It’s a chunk of change. Not exactly. They paid to fix the drywall rotted out by the leak but not the cause of the leak(bad underlay). It’s like a pipe bursting in your house. They’ll pay for the damage caused by the water on your floors but not to get the pipe fixed. Makes no sense to me.

[BucEyedPea]

I do great copyrightable logo designs. And I'm cheap at $25k — just to start.
Catalogs for $90k. Trade booth design, graphics and brochures—customizable fee.

[Fishpicker]

I am a mendicant. I borrow beds, couches, and hammocks (in place mind you) for a living. in exchange you will receive a rubric and scores. this will let you know whether you are fit to host in-laws or paying customers for a weekend. I don't charge anything but I do require a my-pillow.

[burt]

Originally Posted by Trivers

Any talk about a Yukon/Tahoe EV? I love my '13 Yukon (better than a LandRover) and hanging onto it until EV.

Nope. But the Hummer EV is on it's way...

https://www.gmc.com/electric-truck/hummer-ev

[burt]

Originally Posted by Fishpicker

I am a mendicant. I borrow beds, couches, and hammocks (in place mind you) for a living. in exchange you will receive a rubric and scores. this will let you know whether you are fit to host in-laws or paying customers for a weekend. I don't charge anything but I do require a my-pillow.

Yeah,....but a mendican is much more positive!

[threebag]

Originally Posted by DaFace

I actually know a guy who was a certified BBQ judge. Apparently it's a thing.

Yeah, we had a group pass through and eat at the BBQ joint. They gave our ribs a thumbs up. Too bad my buddy went through a divorce and drank it all away.

[Buehler445]

Everyone knows what I do. But what the hell. If anyone has any farmland in Sclott Wichita Lane Finney or Logan counties in Kansas that needs a farmer, PM me. I’d also be open to some farm/estate management services elsewhere.

I also do taxes for a gal in the winter. If you’re needing tax prep services I could run it by her. She was talking about expanding her practice this winter but I don’t know if that’s still a thing.

[Dartgod]

Originally Posted by Hog's Gone Fishin

I've just started a new business as a male prostitute. feel free to post my new business. I only service women and require pic's first.

Fred, is that you?

[burt]

Originally Posted by Dartgod

Fred, is that you?

Nope..this....