Let's talk about the Buffalo Bills (Week 5)

[ToxSocks]

It must get tiring for the Chiefs to play in all these early-regular season SB's.

These games matter so so much to teams like the Bills and Chargers and Ravens etc. They all measure it like it's their greatest accomplishment.

Meanwhile the Chiefs are gearing up for a late season push and post season run like they do every year.

[FigDiqLixTruth]

Originally Posted by Detoxing

It must get tiring for the Chiefs to play in all these early-regular season SB's.

These games matter so so much to teams like the Bills and Chargers and Ravens etc. They all measure it like it's their greatest accomplishment.

Meanwhile the Chiefs are gearing up for a late season push and post season run like they do every year.

Considering that we’re essentially playing for the #1 seed in the AFC, yeah it’s a big deal.

Chiefs are probably more desperate right now though. Dropping to 2-3 when the immortal Mahomes is on your team? *gasp*

[MahomesMagic]

Originally Posted by PriestHolmesDad

Considering that we’re essentially playing for the #1 seed in the AFC, yeah it’s a big deal.

Chiefs are probably more desperate right now though. Dropping to 2-3 when the immortal Mahomes is on your team? *gasp*

Start watching NFL games.

Seriously. It will help you appreciate greatness like Mahomes, a generational player.

They don't come around too often.

I realize you are not an NFL fan but a Bills fan, expand your knowledge Da Quix.

NFL is a great sport and it doesn't require allegiance to the Bills.

[FigDiqLixTruth]

Originally Posted by MahomesMagic

Start watching NFL games.

Seriously. It will help you appreciate greatness like Mahomes, a generational player.

They don't come around too often.

I realize you are not an NFL fan but a Bills fan, expand your knowledge Da Quix.

NFL is a great sport and it doesn't require allegiance to the Bills.

Oh I have plenty of knowledge. Do I need to drop it again? Here ya go:

Listen up Chief fans.

This Sunday night, it’s time to throw down.

The Bills of Buffalo are coming to your ugly red toilet bowl to lay an ass-beating on your squad.

- Every move we made this off-season was made with one purpose in mind: To put Mahomes on his ass. Better get him one of those ass pillows they use after surgery, because the Bills are going to be giving him a mid-field colonoscopy. But, but, but daquix, you don’t have an elite pass rusher to worry about. You’re right. We have half a dozen really good pass rushers. That rotate throughout the game, keeping them nice and fresh for their next round of ass kicking.

- I can hear your whiny voices already. But, but, but daquix, we upgraded our o-line. They’re tough now. We’re cereal!!! ERRR - Do you think you’re the only one with eyeballs? As if we don’t have access to Gamepass and can’t see Mahomes running around while pass rushers chase hmm? Pfft!

- Josh Allen is BACK BABY. Except this time he upgraded. Mentally. Like the Terminator when he got his liquid metal body. There is no more deer in the headlights. But, but, but Dauix - he lost to the Steelers. The Steelers suck! Uhhhhh Broski’s, you guys lost to the freaking Raiders last year. And almost lost to them a second time. Don’t give me that weak Steeler smack.

Don’t get me wrong, it has been enjoyable watching you all pontificate on inane thoughts such as “If we didn’t do this, that, this, and that, we would have scored more”. ELL OH ELL.

No more Mr. Nice Buffalo. Half of our team isn’t injured like Week 5 last season. This time, it’s for real. This time, we plant our flag on your 50 yard line.

HEY EY EY EY

LETS GO BUFFALO

[MahomesMagic]

Originally Posted by PriestHolmesDad

Oh I have plenty of knowledge. Do I need to drop it again? Here ya go:

Listen up Chief fans.

This Sunday night, it’s time to throw down.

The Bills of Buffalo are coming to your ugly red toilet bowl to lay an ass-beating on your squad.

- Every move we made this off-season was made with one purpose in mind: To put Mahomes on his ass. Better get him one of those ass pillows they use after surgery, because the Bills are going to be giving him a mid-field colonoscopy. But, but, but daquix, you don’t have an elite pass rusher to worry about. You’re right. We have half a dozen really good pass rushers. That rotate throughout the game, keeping them nice and fresh for their next round of ass kicking.

- I can hear your whiny voices already. But, but, but daquix, we upgraded our o-line. They’re tough now. We’re cereal!!! ERRR - Do you think you’re the only one with eyeballs? As if we don’t have access to Gamepass and can’t see Mahomes running around while pass rushers chase hmm? Pfft!

- Josh Allen is BACK BABY. Except this time he upgraded. Mentally. Like the Terminator when he got his liquid metal body. There is no more deer in the headlights. But, but, but Dauix - he lost to the Steelers. The Steelers suck! Uhhhhh Broski’s, you guys lost to the freaking Raiders last year. And almost lost to them a second time. Don’t give me that weak Steeler smack.

Don’t get me wrong, it has been enjoyable watching you all pontificate on inane thoughts such as “If we didn’t do this, that, this, and that, we would have scored more”. ELL OH ELL.

No more Mr. Nice Buffalo. Half of our team isn’t injured like Week 5 last season. This time, it’s for real. This time, we plant our flag on your 50 yard line.

HEY EY EY EY

LETS GO BUFFALO

Dude, pace yourself.


You won't even be sober enough to watch the ass whooping applied to the Billies.

[FigDiqLixTruth]

Originally Posted by MahomesMagic

Dude, pace yourself.


You won't even be sober enough to watch the ass whooping applied to the Billies.

Oh i’ve had a few

[New World Order]

Originally Posted by PriestHolmesDad

Oh i’ve had a few

No kidding

[Pablo]

Originally Posted by PriestHolmesDad

Oh i’ve had a few

It's probably best before your midnight glory hole shift. Relax the throat and all.

[Coochie liquor]

Originally Posted by PriestHolmesDad

Oh i’ve had a few times I’ve done ass to mouth. Not my greatest moment, but still better than watching the Bills get smashed by the Chiefs again.

Sounds about right. Buffalo Buttfingers fans have some shitty takes to go with their shitty fingers....

[JPH83]

Originally Posted by PriestHolmesDad

Oh I have plenty of knowledge. Do I need to drop it again? Here ya go:

Listen up Chief fans.

This Sunday night, it’s time to throw down.

The Bills of Buffalo are coming to your ugly red toilet bowl to lay an ass-beating on your squad.

- Every move we made this off-season was made with one purpose in mind: To put Mahomes on his ass. Better get him one of those ass pillows they use after surgery, because the Bills are going to be giving him a mid-field colonoscopy. But, but, but daquix, you don’t have an elite pass rusher to worry about. You’re right. We have half a dozen really good pass rushers. That rotate throughout the game, keeping them nice and fresh for their next round of ass kicking.

- I can hear your whiny voices already. But, but, but daquix, we upgraded our o-line. They’re tough now. We’re cereal!!! ERRR - Do you think you’re the only one with eyeballs? As if we don’t have access to Gamepass and can’t see Mahomes running around while pass rushers chase hmm? Pfft!

- Josh Allen is BACK BABY. Except this time he upgraded. Mentally. Like the Terminator when he got his liquid metal body. There is no more deer in the headlights. But, but, but Dauix - he lost to the Steelers. The Steelers suck! Uhhhhh Broski’s, you guys lost to the freaking Raiders last year. And almost lost to them a second time. Don’t give me that weak Steeler smack.

Don’t get me wrong, it has been enjoyable watching you all pontificate on inane thoughts such as “If we didn’t do this, that, this, and that, we would have scored more”. ELL OH ELL.

No more Mr. Nice Buffalo. Half of our team isn’t injured like Week 5 last season. This time, it’s for real. This time, we plant our flag on your 50 yard line.

HEY EY EY EY

LETS GO BUFFALO

Fair play for coming in this confident, cant hate it. You're either going to have a fun time here after the game or have your pants pulled down by about 100 people

[FigDiqLixTruth]

Originally Posted by JPH83

Fair play for coming in this confident, cant hate it. You're either going to have a fun time here after the game or have your pants pulled down by about 100 people

I’ve always loved it here. 10+ year member.

At least until recently, when Chiefs fans grew arrogant.

We were kindred spirits before then.

[BlackOp]

Originally Posted by PriestHolmesDad

I’ve always loved it here. 10+ year member.

At least until recently, when Chiefs fans grew arrogant.

We were kindred spirits before then.

Misery loves company...and our team outgrew you and moved on.

You can always bond with the Browns...they have a forum too.

If your team had been rolling like KC has...your fans would be talking just as much shit. You know it...and we know it.

[Cntrygal]

Originally Posted by PriestHolmesDad

Oh I have plenty of knowledge. Do I need to drop it again? Here ya go:

Listen up Chief fans.

This Sunday night, it’s time to throw down.

The Bills of Buffalo are coming to your ugly red toilet bowl to lay an ass-beating on your squad.

- Every move we made this off-season was made with one purpose in mind: To put Mahomes on his ass. Better get him one of those ass pillows they use after surgery, because the Bills are going to be giving him a mid-field colonoscopy. But, but, but daquix, you don’t have an elite pass rusher to worry about. You’re right. We have half a dozen really good pass rushers. That rotate throughout the game, keeping them nice and fresh for their next round of ass kicking.

- I can hear your whiny voices already. But, but, but daquix, we upgraded our o-line. They’re tough now. We’re cereal!!! ERRR - Do you think you’re the only one with eyeballs? As if we don’t have access to Gamepass and can’t see Mahomes running around while pass rushers chase hmm? Pfft!

- Josh Allen is BACK BABY. Except this time he upgraded. Mentally. Like the Terminator when he got his liquid metal body. There is no more deer in the headlights. But, but, but Dauix - he lost to the Steelers. The Steelers suck! Uhhhhh Broski’s, you guys lost to the freaking Raiders last year. And almost lost to them a second time. Don’t give me that weak Steeler smack.

Don’t get me wrong, it has been enjoyable watching you all pontificate on inane thoughts such as “If we didn’t do this, that, this, and that, we would have scored more”. ELL OH ELL.

No more Mr. Nice Buffalo. Half of our team isn’t injured like Week 5 last season. This time, it’s for real. This time, we plant our flag on your 50 yard line.

HEY EY EY EY

LETS GO BUFFALO

The Bills ARE dinged up, which is why I asked you about the injury report earlier. The difference for us, is that we have better depth this year.

Ignore the bolded names - that's just to signify a change from Wednesday's report.

BILLS

As of October 7th

Limited Practice

A.J. Epenesa (DE) … Foot
Jordan Poyer (S) … Ankle
Tre’Davious White (CB) … Shoulder
* Star Lotulelei (DT) … Vet Rest (listed on the report as LP – even though this usually means DNP)*


Full Practice

Spencer Brown (OT) … Knee
Jon Feliciano (G) … Concussion
Dane Jackson (CB) … Knee
Taron Johnson (CB) … Groin
Efe Obada (DE) … Ankle
Greg Rousseau (DE) … Toe


Did Not Practice

Taiwan Jones (RB) … Hamstring
Matt Milano (LB) … Hamstring
Emmanuel Sanders (WR) … Vet Rest



Bills Injury Report

[FigDiqLixTruth]

Originally Posted by Cntrygal

The Bills ARE dinged up, which is why I asked you about the injury report earlier. The difference for us, is that we have better depth this year.

Ignore the bolded names - that's just to signify a change from Wednesday's report.

BILLS

As of October 7th

Limited Practice

A.J. Epenesa (DE) … Foot
Jordan Poyer (S) … Ankle
Tre’Davious White (CB) … Shoulder
* Star Lotulelei (DT) … Vet Rest (listed on the report as LP – even though this usually means DNP)*


Full Practice

Spencer Brown (OT) … Knee
Jon Feliciano (G) … Concussion
Dane Jackson (CB) … Knee
Taron Johnson (CB) … Groin
Efe Obada (DE) … Ankle
Greg Rousseau (DE) … Toe


Did Not Practice

Taiwan Jones (RB) … Hamstring
Matt Milano (LB) … Hamstring
Emmanuel Sanders (WR) … Vet Rest

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Looks right.

I watched the practice footage and Rousseau was running near full speed. Same with Poyer and White. Milano was lightly jogging - i’m concerned about him, but that’s about it.

[Cntrygal]

Originally Posted by PriestHolmesDad

.

Looks right.

I watched the practice footage and Rousseau was running near full speed. Same with Poyer and White. Milano was lightly jogging - i’m concerned about him, but that’s about it.

Unless you're personally at the practice watching all of this... you realize that the Bills are not going to post a video showing anybody really gimping around, right?