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TLO · 10-03-2021, 02:00 PM

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FigDiqLixTruth · 10-07-2021, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing

It must get tiring for the Chiefs to play in all these early-regular season SB's.

These games matter so so much to teams like the Bills and Chargers and Ravens etc. They all measure it like it's their greatest accomplishment.

Meanwhile the Chiefs are gearing up for a late season push and post season run like they do every year.

Considering that we’re essentially playing for the #1 seed in the AFC, yeah it’s a big deal.

Chiefs are probably more desperate right now though. Dropping to 2-3 when the immortal Mahomes is on your team? *gasp*

KCUnited · 10-07-2021, 05:08 PM

Don’t neglect Chiefs Fan balls while you’re down there, diqlix

mr. tegu · 10-07-2021, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by PriestHolmesDad

I was laughing before you wrote it, but once you said “neither team has a good defense”, I erupted in laughter.

Bills defense by year:

2018: #2
2019: #4
2020: #13
2021: #1

Chiefs: 31st

There is nothing more worthless than yards when ranking a defense.

In 2020 Chiefs 11th in ppg. Bills 16th.
2019 Chiefs 7th. Bills 2nd.
2018 Chiefs 24th. Bills 18th.

So exactly as I said. Bills only slightly better on defense and certainly not enough to make up the difference in how much better the Chiefs offense is when considering which is the best team.

The proof is readily available. The Chiefs offense and defense combined has been good enough for three straight home AFC Championship games and two straight Super Bowls. What has the Bills supposed better team been good enough to accomplish? Or did they jus become a better team this year? Because that’s nothing but wishful thinking at this point.

BlackOp · 10-07-2021, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by MahomesMagic

I would be mad too if my team traded away a generational talent at QB who then became the best player in the NFL, won a NFL MVP, and then a SuperBowl MVP.

You forgot knocking them out of their only realistic shot at a SB in 3 decades...that will leave a mark.

Mahomes would have been a Saint...instead, he's in their conference for the next decade.

**New World Order** · 10-07-2021, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by MahomesMagic

I would be mad too if my team traded away a generational talent at QB who then became the best player in the NFL, won a NFL MVP, and then a SuperBowl MVP.

Man that’s gotta be one of the dumbest trades ever, if not the dumbest.

How do you get only one extra first round pick while moving back 17 spots? I mean, missing out on Mahomes was bad enough, but my god

MahomesMagic · 10-07-2021, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by PriestHolmesDad

Considering that we’re essentially playing for the #1 seed in the AFC, yeah it’s a big deal.

Chiefs are probably more desperate right now though. Dropping to 2-3 when the immortal Mahomes is on your team? *gasp*

Start watching NFL games.

Seriously. It will help you appreciate greatness like Mahomes, a generational player.

They don't come around too often.

I realize you are not an NFL fan but a Bills fan, expand your knowledge Da Quix.

NFL is a great sport and it doesn't require allegiance to the Bills.

FigDiqLixTruth · 10-07-2021, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by MahomesMagic

Start watching NFL games.

Seriously. It will help you appreciate greatness like Mahomes, a generational player.

They don't come around too often.

I realize you are not an NFL fan but a Bills fan, expand your knowledge Da Quix.

NFL is a great sport and it doesn't require allegiance to the Bills.

Oh I have plenty of knowledge. Do I need to drop it again? Here ya go:

Listen up Chief fans.

This Sunday night, it’s time to throw down.

The Bills of Buffalo are coming to your ugly red toilet bowl to lay an ass-beating on your squad.

- Every move we made this off-season was made with one purpose in mind: To put Mahomes on his ass. Better get him one of those ass pillows they use after surgery, because the Bills are going to be giving him a mid-field colonoscopy. But, but, but daquix, you don’t have an elite pass rusher to worry about. You’re right. We have half a dozen really good pass rushers. That rotate throughout the game, keeping them nice and fresh for their next round of ass kicking.

- I can hear your whiny voices already. But, but, but daquix, we upgraded our o-line. They’re tough now. We’re cereal!!! ERRR - Do you think you’re the only one with eyeballs? As if we don’t have access to Gamepass and can’t see Mahomes running around while pass rushers chase hmm? Pfft!

- Josh Allen is BACK BABY. Except this time he upgraded. Mentally. Like the Terminator when he got his liquid metal body. There is no more deer in the headlights. But, but, but Dauix - he lost to the Steelers. The Steelers suck! Uhhhhh Broski’s, you guys lost to the freaking Raiders last year. And almost lost to them a second time. Don’t give me that weak Steeler smack.

Don’t get me wrong, it has been enjoyable watching you all pontificate on inane thoughts such as “If we didn’t do this, that, this, and that, we would have scored more”. ELL OH ELL.

No more Mr. Nice Buffalo. Half of our team isn’t injured like Week 5 last season. This time, it’s for real. This time, we plant our flag on your 50 yard line.

HEY EY EY EY

LETS GO BUFFALO

MahomesMagic · 10-07-2021, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by PriestHolmesDad

Oh I have plenty of knowledge. Do I need to drop it again? Here ya go:

Listen up Chief fans.

This Sunday night, it’s time to throw down.

The Bills of Buffalo are coming to your ugly red toilet bowl to lay an ass-beating on your squad.

- Every move we made this off-season was made with one purpose in mind: To put Mahomes on his ass. Better get him one of those ass pillows they use after surgery, because the Bills are going to be giving him a mid-field colonoscopy. But, but, but daquix, you don’t have an elite pass rusher to worry about. You’re right. We have half a dozen really good pass rushers. That rotate throughout the game, keeping them nice and fresh for their next round of ass kicking.

- I can hear your whiny voices already. But, but, but daquix, we upgraded our o-line. They’re tough now. We’re cereal!!! ERRR - Do you think you’re the only one with eyeballs? As if we don’t have access to Gamepass and can’t see Mahomes running around while pass rushers chase hmm? Pfft!

- Josh Allen is BACK BABY. Except this time he upgraded. Mentally. Like the Terminator when he got his liquid metal body. There is no more deer in the headlights. But, but, but Dauix - he lost to the Steelers. The Steelers suck! Uhhhhh Broski’s, you guys lost to the freaking Raiders last year. And almost lost to them a second time. Don’t give me that weak Steeler smack.

Don’t get me wrong, it has been enjoyable watching you all pontificate on inane thoughts such as “If we didn’t do this, that, this, and that, we would have scored more”. ELL OH ELL.

No more Mr. Nice Buffalo. Half of our team isn’t injured like Week 5 last season. This time, it’s for real. This time, we plant our flag on your 50 yard line.

HEY EY EY EY

LETS GO BUFFALO

Dude, pace yourself.

You won't even be sober enough to watch the ass whooping applied to the Billies.

**Bearcat** · 10-07-2021, 05:13 PM

I should probably add "your team would suck without your franchise QB, we would be fine!" to my bullshit fan narrative list... the first part is true for almost every team. Yeah, Cassel once won 10 games or whatever in a shit division, some circumstances will work out.

But, the Bills aren't winning significant playoff games without Allen, just like the Chiefs wouldn't without Mahomes (well, except winning the 2nd half of the Browns game without him)..... and unless one team is far and away better in a certain area, being marginally better in an area or even overall doesn't compare to how your franchise QB plays.

FigDiqLixTruth · 10-07-2021, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by MahomesMagic

Dude, pace yourself.

You won't even be sober enough to watch the ass whooping applied to the Billies.

Oh i’ve had a few

**Bearcat** · 10-07-2021, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by MahomesMagic

Start watching NFL games.

Seriously. It will help you appreciate greatness like Mahomes, a generational player.

They don't come around too often.

I realize you are not an NFL fan but a Bills fan, expand your knowledge Da Quix.

NFL is a great sport and it doesn't require allegiance to the Bills.

Also a stretch.

**New World Order** · 10-07-2021, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by PriestHolmesDad

Oh i’ve had a few

No kidding

JPH83 · 10-07-2021, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by PriestHolmesDad

Oh I have plenty of knowledge. Do I need to drop it again? Here ya go:

Listen up Chief fans.

This Sunday night, it’s time to throw down.

The Bills of Buffalo are coming to your ugly red toilet bowl to lay an ass-beating on your squad.

- Every move we made this off-season was made with one purpose in mind: To put Mahomes on his ass. Better get him one of those ass pillows they use after surgery, because the Bills are going to be giving him a mid-field colonoscopy. But, but, but daquix, you don’t have an elite pass rusher to worry about. You’re right. We have half a dozen really good pass rushers. That rotate throughout the game, keeping them nice and fresh for their next round of ass kicking.

- I can hear your whiny voices already. But, but, but daquix, we upgraded our o-line. They’re tough now. We’re cereal!!! ERRR - Do you think you’re the only one with eyeballs? As if we don’t have access to Gamepass and can’t see Mahomes running around while pass rushers chase hmm? Pfft!

- Josh Allen is BACK BABY. Except this time he upgraded. Mentally. Like the Terminator when he got his liquid metal body. There is no more deer in the headlights. But, but, but Dauix - he lost to the Steelers. The Steelers suck! Uhhhhh Broski’s, you guys lost to the freaking Raiders last year. And almost lost to them a second time. Don’t give me that weak Steeler smack.

Don’t get me wrong, it has been enjoyable watching you all pontificate on inane thoughts such as “If we didn’t do this, that, this, and that, we would have scored more”. ELL OH ELL.

No more Mr. Nice Buffalo. Half of our team isn’t injured like Week 5 last season. This time, it’s for real. This time, we plant our flag on your 50 yard line.

HEY EY EY EY

LETS GO BUFFALO

Fair play for coming in this confident, cant hate it. You're either going to have a fun time here after the game or have your pants pulled down by about 100 people

Cntrygal · 10-07-2021, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PriestHolmesDad

Oh I have plenty of knowledge. Do I need to drop it again? Here ya go:

Listen up Chief fans.

This Sunday night, it’s time to throw down.

The Bills of Buffalo are coming to your ugly red toilet bowl to lay an ass-beating on your squad.

- Every move we made this off-season was made with one purpose in mind: To put Mahomes on his ass. Better get him one of those ass pillows they use after surgery, because the Bills are going to be giving him a mid-field colonoscopy. But, but, but daquix, you don’t have an elite pass rusher to worry about. You’re right. We have half a dozen really good pass rushers. That rotate throughout the game, keeping them nice and fresh for their next round of ass kicking.

- I can hear your whiny voices already. But, but, but daquix, we upgraded our o-line. They’re tough now. We’re cereal!!! ERRR - Do you think you’re the only one with eyeballs? As if we don’t have access to Gamepass and can’t see Mahomes running around while pass rushers chase hmm? Pfft!

- Josh Allen is BACK BABY. Except this time he upgraded. Mentally. Like the Terminator when he got his liquid metal body. There is no more deer in the headlights. But, but, but Dauix - he lost to the Steelers. The Steelers suck! Uhhhhh Broski’s, you guys lost to the freaking Raiders last year. And almost lost to them a second time. Don’t give me that weak Steeler smack.

Don’t get me wrong, it has been enjoyable watching you all pontificate on inane thoughts such as “If we didn’t do this, that, this, and that, we would have scored more”. ELL OH ELL.

No more Mr. Nice Buffalo. Half of our team isn’t injured like Week 5 last season. This time, it’s for real. This time, we plant our flag on your 50 yard line.

HEY EY EY EY

LETS GO BUFFALO

The Bills ARE dinged up, which is why I asked you about the injury report earlier. The difference for us, is that we have better depth this year.

Ignore the bolded names - that's just to signify a change from Wednesday's report.

BILLS

As of October 7th

Limited Practice

A.J. Epenesa (DE) … Foot
Jordan Poyer (S) … Ankle
Tre’Davious White (CB) … Shoulder
* Star Lotulelei (DT) … Vet Rest (listed on the report as LP – even though this usually means DNP)*

Full Practice

Spencer Brown (OT) … Knee
Jon Feliciano (G) … Concussion
Dane Jackson (CB) … Knee
Taron Johnson (CB) … Groin
Efe Obada (DE) … Ankle
Greg Rousseau (DE) … Toe

Did Not Practice

Taiwan Jones (RB) … Hamstring
Matt Milano (LB) … Hamstring
Emmanuel Sanders (WR) … Vet Rest

Bills Injury Report

BlackOp · 10-07-2021, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PriestHolmesDad

Oh I have plenty of knowledge. Do I need to drop it again? Here ya go:

Listen up Chief fans.

This Sunday night, it’s time to throw down.

The Bills of Buffalo are coming to your ugly red toilet bowl to lay an ass-beating on your squad.

- Every move we made this off-season was made with one purpose in mind: To put Mahomes on his ass. Better get him one of those ass pillows they use after surgery, because the Bills are going to be giving him a mid-field colonoscopy. But, but, but daquix, you don’t have an elite pass rusher to worry about. You’re right. We have half a dozen really good pass rushers. That rotate throughout the game, keeping them nice and fresh for their next round of ass kicking.

- I can hear your whiny voices already. But, but, but daquix, we upgraded our o-line. They’re tough now. We’re cereal!!! ERRR - Do you think you’re the only one with eyeballs? As if we don’t have access to Gamepass and can’t see Mahomes running around while pass rushers chase hmm? Pfft!

- Josh Allen is BACK BABY. Except this time he upgraded. Mentally. Like the Terminator when he got his liquid metal body. There is no more deer in the headlights. But, but, but Dauix - he lost to the Steelers. The Steelers suck! Uhhhhh Broski’s, you guys lost to the freaking Raiders last year. And almost lost to them a second time. Don’t give me that weak Steeler smack.

Don’t get me wrong, it has been enjoyable watching you all pontificate on inane thoughts such as “If we didn’t do this, that, this, and that, we would have scored more”. ELL OH ELL.

No more Mr. Nice Buffalo. Half of our team isn’t injured like Week 5 last season. This time, it’s for real. This time, we plant our flag on your 50 yard line.

HEY EY EY EY

LETS GO BUFFALO

Just because you say shit on the internet...doesn't make it true.

Look...we understand how ruff it must have been watching Brady/Pats all those years...only to finally get a good QB and Mahomes happens.

PM is statically the best QB through 4 years in NFL history...tough pill.

You really wanted a generational QB of your own...and Allen isn't. He's very good...and can still have a Matt Ryan type of career. That's better than nothing...

You guys can always pray for an injury....and maybe get a to SB that year.

It's your only hope...

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Bearcat Would an idiot do that? Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Arizona Casino cash: $-875069	I should probably add "your team would suck without your franchise QB, we would be fine!" to my bullshit fan narrative list... the first part is true for almost every team. Yeah, Cassel once won 10 games or whatever in a shit division, some circumstances will work out. But, the Bills aren't winning significant playoff games without Allen, just like the Chiefs wouldn't without Mahomes (well, except winning the 2nd half of the Browns game without him)..... and unless one team is far and away better in a certain area, being marginally better in an area or even overall doesn't compare to how your franchise QB plays.
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