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View Poll Results: What's the SHORTEST prison sentence that would compel you to jump bail and flee?
One night - you can't cage this tiger. 6 12.50%
30 days - I've been wanting to start a new life anyway. 1 2.08%
90 days - I could rebuild the splendor of my life in three months, I think. 1 2.08%
6 months - I never really liked my name anyway. Might as well run. 1 2.08%
1 year - That's over 1 percent of the average life span. 5 10.42%
3 years - I'm too pretty to go to prison. 4 8.33%
5 years - That's longer than high school, and with more bullying. 4 8.33%
10 years - I can't miss the best years of my life. It's worth a try. 9 18.75%
20 years - Do you know how long 20 years is? It's longer than the Pioli era. 7 14.58%
30 years - They'll never take me alive. 2 4.17%
Life without parole - Might as well try. What is there to lose? 5 10.42%
Death penalty - Even if the last meal is great, it's not that great. I'll run. 3 6.25%
I would serve my sentence like a good citizen. Only cowards run. 0 0%
No need to run. I have enough money to bribe people. 0 0%
This reminds me. I need to dig another hole in my basement. 0 0%
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Old 03-28-2023, 12:04 PM   #1
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Old 03-28-2023, 12:05 PM   #2
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Did anybody see the Yellowstone episode where they shot two Wolves and they realized then that they hade monitor collars on. They took the collars and strapped then around logs and tossed them in the river so it would look like the wolves were still traveling.

Which should bring us to a new poll. What do you do with said collar, dumpster or cargo ship, hot air balloon, someones trunk ?
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Old 03-28-2023, 12:06 PM   #3
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Did anybody see the Yellowstone episode where they shot two Wolves and they realized then that they hade monitor collars on. They took the collars and strapped then around logs and tossed them in the river so it would look like the wolves were still traveling.
Where the hell you going to get a wolf in prison?
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Old 03-28-2023, 12:05 PM   #4
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Why couldn't I just pry off the ankle monitor?
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Old 03-28-2023, 12:46 PM   #5
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Why couldn't I just pry off the ankle monitor?
It doesn't work like that. Unfortunately I have some experience. The monitor is fitted really tight around your ankle. You're not prying or slipping it off. It's made of a hard, hard plastic material and there's wires running through it. The second you cut it off, tearing the wires, your probation officer is immediately going to know what's happened. Your location is GPS and the cops will be on there way. One more thing, the device once tampered with let's out the loudest beeping noise you've ever heard. It took 2-3 days before my ears stopped ringing.
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Old 03-28-2023, 12:55 PM   #6
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It doesn't work like that. Unfortunately I have some experience. The monitor is fitted really tight around your ankle. You're not prying or slipping it off. It's made of a hard, hard plastic material and there's wires running through it. The second you cut it off, tearing the wires, your probation officer is immediately going to know what's happened. Your location is GPS and the cops will be on there way. One more thing, the device once tampered with let's out the loudest beeping noise you've ever heard. It took 2-3 days before my ears stopped ringing.
Thanks for the information. It sounds like you didn't get away.
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Old 03-28-2023, 12:14 PM   #7
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What are the chances you get caught? That’s going to factor into how long of a sentence I’m running from. Also, what’s the penalty if I am caught?
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Old 03-28-2023, 12:22 PM   #8
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What are the chances you get caught? That’s going to factor into how long of a sentence I’m running from. Also, what’s the penalty if I am caught?
How good are you at living in a forest?

Let's assume (just guessing) that you get 50 percent more time or 3 more years, which ever is greater.
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Old 03-28-2023, 12:15 PM   #9
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Old 03-28-2023, 12:20 PM   #10
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I bet he's really interested in hearing our suggested plans and destinations for fleeing.
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Old 03-28-2023, 12:18 PM   #11
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I used 'consider' instead of 'compel' and I said 5 years. I'm of Medicare age, so I don't want to spend much time on the inside. I'm also hoping that my age would make me less attractive to the predators, because I haven't been in a fight since the 8th grade.

Either inside, or on the run, seems like too much hassle.
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I used 'consider' instead of 'compel' and I said 5 years. I'm of Medicare age, so I don't want to spend much time on the inside. I'm also hoping that my age would make me less attractive to the predators, because I haven't been in a fight since the 8th grade.

Either inside, or on the run, seems like too much hassle.
Ooooh. Nice and ripe.
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I actually knew a guy who went on the lam. No ankle monitor, but warrants, lots of warrants, so he bolted. I think he spent five years (edit: probably 2 or 3 now that I do the math) away from his family hiding somewhere to try to avoid a two-year sentence. He got caught and ended up serving about four months before getting an early release. It seemed like a poor tradeoff.
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I actually knew a guy who went on the lam. No ankle monitor, but warrants, lots of warrants, so he bolted. I think he spent five years (edit: probably 2 or 3 now that I do the math) away from his family hiding somewhere to try to avoid a two-year sentence. He got caught and ended up serving about four months before getting an early release. It seemed like a poor tradeoff.
I have a buddy doing it right now. Facing 2 years in jail, he bounced a few days ago. Went some place warm. Said he'll be back in 6 months to serve his 2 years. Despite what people think, depending on why or what your running from, it doesn't add much if any time to your sentence.
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