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| One night - you can't cage this tiger. |
   
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6 | 12.50% |
| 30 days - I've been wanting to start a new life anyway. |
  
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1 | 2.08% |
| 90 days - I could rebuild the splendor of my life in three months, I think. |
  
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1 | 2.08% |
| 6 months - I never really liked my name anyway. Might as well run. |
  
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1 | 2.08% |
| 1 year - That's over 1 percent of the average life span. |
  
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5 | 10.42% |
| 3 years - I'm too pretty to go to prison. |
  
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4 | 8.33% |
| 5 years - That's longer than high school, and with more bullying. |
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4 | 8.33% |
| 10 years - I can't miss the best years of my life. It's worth a try. |
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9 | 18.75% |
| 20 years - Do you know how long 20 years is? It's longer than the Pioli era. |
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7 | 14.58% |
| 30 years - They'll never take me alive. |
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2 | 4.17% |
| Life without parole - Might as well try. What is there to lose? |
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5 | 10.42% |
| Death penalty - Even if the last meal is great, it's not that great. I'll run. |
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3 | 6.25% |
| I would serve my sentence like a good citizen. Only cowards run. |
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0 | 0% |
| No need to run. I have enough money to bribe people. |
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0 | 0% |
| This reminds me. I need to dig another hole in my basement. |
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0 | 0% |
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03-28-2023, 12:05 PM
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Fish are scared of me
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Did anybody see the Yellowstone episode where they shot two Wolves and they realized then that they hade monitor collars on. They took the collars and strapped then around logs and tossed them in the river so it would look like the wolves were still traveling.
Which should bring us to a new poll. What do you do with said collar, dumpster or cargo ship, hot air balloon, someones trunk ? |
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What length of prison sentence would make you saw off your ankle monitor and flee?
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