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| One night - you can't cage this tiger. |
   
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6 | 12.50% |
| 30 days - I've been wanting to start a new life anyway. |
  
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1 | 2.08% |
| 90 days - I could rebuild the splendor of my life in three months, I think. |
  
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1 | 2.08% |
| 6 months - I never really liked my name anyway. Might as well run. |
  
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1 | 2.08% |
| 1 year - That's over 1 percent of the average life span. |
  
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5 | 10.42% |
| 3 years - I'm too pretty to go to prison. |
  
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4 | 8.33% |
| 5 years - That's longer than high school, and with more bullying. |
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4 | 8.33% |
| 10 years - I can't miss the best years of my life. It's worth a try. |
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9 | 18.75% |
| 20 years - Do you know how long 20 years is? It's longer than the Pioli era. |
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7 | 14.58% |
| 30 years - They'll never take me alive. |
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2 | 4.17% |
| Life without parole - Might as well try. What is there to lose? |
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5 | 10.42% |
| Death penalty - Even if the last meal is great, it's not that great. I'll run. |
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3 | 6.25% |
| I would serve my sentence like a good citizen. Only cowards run. |
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0 | 0% |
| No need to run. I have enough money to bribe people. |
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0 | 0% |
| This reminds me. I need to dig another hole in my basement. |
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0 | 0% |
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03-28-2023, 11:48 AM
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I initially picked 20 years based on how old I'd be 20 years from now, but after thinking about a decade of ass rape, I should've chose 10 years.
Then again, one day of ass rape doesn't sound like a walk in the park... |
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What length of prison sentence would make you saw off your ankle monitor and flee?
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