Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

[ThaVirus]

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler

Spoken like someone who needs to shed some lbs.

Hey, I don't know if you know this, but it's generally not a great idea to base you character design justifications on something so ridiculous as " The people of Wal mart."

So what, in the sequel is April o,Neill going to be wearing shit stained sweatpants, with her shirt covered in cheeto fingerprints, strolling around in flip flops buying lottery tickets at the corner Bodega?

Sounds like she already hit the lottery by just waking up in the morning, I probably wouldn't press my luck with the tickets there.

And I'm not offended by a frumpy April o Neill. It's just not my preference, given the source material.

But hey man, if you like to go hogging, especially with animated high school girls, don't let me stop you.

The people of Wal-Mart comment was a joke, but take a look:

https://www.healthline.com/health/wo...ight-for-women

The average 20-year old American woman is 5’3.5” and weighs 170 pounds.

People here are fat, dude. Might as well not get your pantries in a twist when you see one in a kid’s movie.

[Wallcrawler]

Originally Posted by ThaVirus

The people of Wal-Mart comment was a joke, but take a look:

https://www.healthline.com/health/wo...ight-for-women

The average 20-year old American woman is 5’3.5” and weighs 170 pounds.

People here are fat, dude. Might as well not get your pantries in a twist when you see one in a kid’s movie.

**** you know what man? You're right.

I mean, what the actual **** was I thinking about?

OF COURSE a movie about walking talking Ninja Turtles doing battle with a 7 foot tall fly on some serious steroids should have its character design strictly grounded in statistical reality, and should COMPLETLY disregard its source material on how this character originally looked.

Pshh. My gosh. Egg on my face here. Heh heh.

Boy am I embarrassed.

I thought you could you know, just draw whatever you felt like.

Now that I consider this home truth, how the hell did Wonder Woman make it to a green light without casting a 5'3 frumpy toad with cankles?

It was directed by a woman as well for Christ's sake! I mean, THATS NOT REALISTIC AT ALLLLLL.

On your Crusader horse now, Virus. You got yourself a real cause to fight here.

[ThaVirus]

Originally Posted by Wallcrawler

Boy am I embarrassed.

You should be.

You’re 40 years old crying about a Ninja Turtles movie.

[Pablo]

Originally Posted by ThaVirus

You should be.

You’re 40 years old crying about a Ninja Turtles movie.

I think he's prolly closer to 50

[Wallcrawler]

Originally Posted by ThaVirus

You should be.

You’re 40 years old crying about a Ninja Turtles movie.

If making an observation on one small aspect of the film I didn't like is what you consider crying, then sure whatever I guess, ****ing reerun.

I clearly stated I'm not a fan of things that deviate from source material usually, but this one didn't bother me as much as I thought it would, and not nearly as much as Michael Bays abominations.

Yeah. Reading comprehension. Such an easy thing for me, I forget how monumentally difficult it is for window lickers that would base character designs on the people of Wal mart.