Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

[Wallcrawler]

Originally Posted by ThaVirus

The people of Wal-Mart comment was a joke, but take a look:

https://www.healthline.com/health/wo...ight-for-women

The average 20-year old American woman is 5’3.5” and weighs 170 pounds.

People here are fat, dude. Might as well not get your pantries in a twist when you see one in a kid’s movie.

**** you know what man? You're right.

I mean, what the actual **** was I thinking about?

OF COURSE a movie about walking talking Ninja Turtles doing battle with a 7 foot tall fly on some serious steroids should have its character design strictly grounded in statistical reality, and should COMPLETLY disregard its source material on how this character originally looked.

Pshh. My gosh. Egg on my face here. Heh heh.

Boy am I embarrassed.

I thought you could you know, just draw whatever you felt like.

Now that I consider this home truth, how the hell did Wonder Woman make it to a green light without casting a 5'3 frumpy toad with cankles?

It was directed by a woman as well for Christ's sake! I mean, THATS NOT REALISTIC AT ALLLLLL.

On your Crusader horse now, Virus. You got yourself a real cause to fight here.