Buying a new pickup

[Pablo]

Tell the first salesman that approaches you that you don't negotiate with bundle of stickss and to get you somebody that knows what they're doing.

When the second salesman comes up tell him you didn't know this place was a gay bar and to get you somebody that doesn't suck dick to sell you a truck.

By this time they'll probably ask you to leave but you'll have at least upset a couple of car salesman and made the world a better place.