Golden Anniversary Ideas

[Rain Man]

Your criteria:

Preferably in the USA
Christian theatrical stuff
Rustic setting
Luxury accommodations
Shopping
Not Silver Dollar City

We throw that into the blender, and what comes out is ... Knoxville, TN.

If you take out the Christian shows, which is the most constricting requirement, we get ... Vail, Colorado.

If you take out the Christian shows and the shopping, we get ... Yellowstone National Park.

If we take out the Christian shows, shopping, and luxury accommodations, we get ... the parks of southern Utah and northern Arizona.

If we take out the Christian shows, shopping, luxury accommodations, and rustic settings, we get ... Key West, Florida.

If we take out the Christian shows, shopping, luxury accommodations, and rustic settings, and in the USA, we get ... Tuscany, Italy.

If we take out the Christian shows, shopping, luxury accommodations, and rustic settings, USA requirement, and not Silver Dollar City, we get ... Silver Dollar City.

[scho63]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Your criteria:

Preferably in the USA
Christian theatrical stuff
Rustic setting
Luxury accommodations
Shopping
Not Silver Dollar City

We throw that into the blender, and what comes out is ... Knoxville, TN.

If you take out the Christian shows, which is the most constricting requirement, we get ... Vail, Colorado.

If you take out the Christian shows and the shopping, we get ... Yellowstone National Park.

If we take out the Christian shows, shopping, and luxury accommodations, we get ... the parks of southern Utah and northern Arizona.

If we take out the Christian shows, shopping, luxury accommodations, and rustic settings, we get ... Key West, Florida.

If we take out the Christian shows, shopping, luxury accommodations, and rustic settings, and in the USA, we get ... Tuscany, Italy.

If we take out the Christian shows, shopping, luxury accommodations, and rustic settings, USA requirement, and not Silver Dollar City, we get ... Silver Dollar City.

If we ADD in Anal Sex, we get.... Athens, Greece

If we ADD in Anal Sex and Bondage, we get... Berlin, Germany

If we ADD in Anal Sex, Bondage and Massage, we get... Tokyo Japan

If we ADD in Anal Sex, Bondage, Massage and Goats, we get...Mephisto Janx's backyard

If we ADD in Anal Sex, Bondage, Massage, Goats and a Dream, we get...Cave Johnson's bedroom

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I suggest some virtual reality goggles . She can go anywhere in the world and it's 100% like YOU R THERE. While she's wearing those you can sit on the sofa and drink beer. Win Win!

[greg63]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Your criteria:

Preferably in the USA
Christian theatrical stuff
Rustic setting
Luxury accommodations
Shopping
Not Silver Dollar City

We throw that into the blender, and what comes out is ... Knoxville, TN.

If you take out the Christian shows, which is the most constricting requirement, we get ... Vail, Colorado.

If you take out the Christian shows and the shopping, we get ... Yellowstone National Park.

If we take out the Christian shows, shopping, and luxury accommodations, we get ... the parks of southern Utah and northern Arizona.

If we take out the Christian shows, shopping, luxury accommodations, and rustic settings, we get ... Key West, Florida.

If we take out the Christian shows, shopping, luxury accommodations, and rustic settings, and in the USA, we get ... Tuscany, Italy.

If we take out the Christian shows, shopping, luxury accommodations, and rustic settings, USA requirement, and not Silver Dollar City, we get ... Silver Dollar City.

Well, not all the boxes need be checked but will go with as many as possible.